8 definitions by malbuff
An explosive sneeze (or, occasionally, a vigorous nose-blow) that projects a large payload of wet mucus ("snot") directly into and onto everything in the immediate vicinity of the deliverer. Ordinary tissues are insufficient to contain its volume when expelled with its characteristic great force.
"Holy Mackerel, Mudhead! That wasn't a sneeze! That was a-- a SNOTSPLOSION! Just look at this mess!"
by malbuff January 7, 2021
Bad beer, usually but not necessarily a homebrew. Characterized by a flat or nonexistent head and that telltale sour, rancid aftertaste.
Chuck took a swig of it and wished he hadn't. "This stuff is horsepiss," he grimaced, holding the cup at
arm's length as though its contents might be contagious.
arm's length as though its contents might be contagious.
by malbuff July 17, 2020
Expression of disbelief in and/or contempt for another's motivational capability. Communicates the attitude that the other person is utterly incapable of forcing anyone to do anything without the assistance of a large, heavily-armed force behind him.
Tough Guy: I already told you. Do it my way!
You: Forget it, pal.
Tough Guy: Okay, I'll MAKE you do it.
You: Yeah? You and whose army?
You: Forget it, pal.
Tough Guy: Okay, I'll MAKE you do it.
You: Yeah? You and whose army?
by malbuff November 28, 2012
"Certainly", as expressed by Jerome Horwitz, better known as "Curly" of the "Three Stooges." Translated from the original Brooklynese.
Please be aware the "L" is silent, thus the pronunciation is "Soiten'y." Follow this rule to avoid unnecessary social embarrassment.
Please be aware the "L" is silent, thus the pronunciation is "Soiten'y." Follow this rule to avoid unnecessary social embarrassment.
by malbuff November 23, 2012
Adjective. Portmanteau of "vomit" and "atrocious." Conveys the description of something that is so atrocious, it induces the immediate desire to vomit in response.
by malbuff December 20, 2019
American slang for stealing or pocketing an item, often of dubious or minor value. Archaic , dates from the 1950s-1960s, especially popular on the West Coast in those days.
May have been replaced by "rip off" in the late 1960s, which became a much more broad term and eventually a noun as well as a verb.
May have been replaced by "rip off" in the late 1960s, which became a much more broad term and eventually a noun as well as a verb.
"I'm not putting my beer down. One of these biker dudes might cop off with it."
"Where's my hat?"
"That chick you were talking to earlier. I think she copped off with it."
"Where's my hat?"
"That chick you were talking to earlier. I think she copped off with it."
by malbuff March 12, 2020
That popular tourist destination, a regular stop on the Alcohol Express. Tickets often include a sidetrip to nearby Vomitville.
by malbuff October 28, 2022