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Definitions by makeasequeltoDannyPhantom

Caillou-Flavored 

It means bald, because Caillou is bald. If you are talking to a weeaboo/japanophile, you can say Saitama-flavored, because of the famous bald anime character, saitama from One Punch Man
person1: hey before you meet my uncle, i should let you know, he;s Caillou-flavored

Massturbating 

Massturbating is masturbating during church, or while reading the bible, looking at a cross, etc.
Angela: Yeah, I heard she was massturbating in church yesterday.
also angela: What a pervert! She belongs on a cross

fappachino 

tho jehova his mom never found out he had a fappachino

Stacking the sumbitches 

It's when trailer parks evolve into trailers on top of trailer and so on, about 20 trailers high, to maximize ground space.
In about 20-30 years, rural cities will start stacking the sumbitches
The kind of make-up Instagram girls wear that looks really fake.
Bro, look at this thot wearing fake-up.

procrasturbating 

to masturbate instead of doing your work
Stop procrasturbating and do your history homework!

Earcrack 

Like a voice crack, but they just heard it weird, it's not the adolescent boy's fault.
Sister: Omega lol did u just have a voice crack?
me: no, you had an earcrack.