2 definitions by lysdexiar31

Swan Draught

Water collected from the Swan River in Perth, Western Australia at high tide. It is bottled and labelled as beer. Usually contains traces of urine and crab. Contains chunks of seaweed and debris.

Also known in many circles as 'Super', referring to the similarities between Swan Draught beer and Leaded Petroleum.

'a pint of super thanks!'

'check out that bogan over there, drinking Swan Draught'

by lysdexiar31 August 28, 2008

crab battle

Words uttered to incite an all in brawl. Whoever says the words 'Crab Battle' will usually be spear tackled to the ground by anyone else present, and all parties will then engage in a fight to the death.

Steve: "hey did you see that new movie that came out-"
John: "CRAB BATTLE!!!"

*Steve spear tackles John*

by lysdexiar31 March 14, 2007