1 definition by lucubration

copper

a cop, pig, policeman, etc, given to eating large amounts of donuts and harrassing speeders and citizens passing by. Restraurant owners put up with them due to fear of retribution; however they are avoided at all costs by others. The IQ of coppers is limited by law, because they must not realize just how stupid they are or they may quit.......and thus the world would turn to decadence ad infinitum......or would it??

The copper was so fat and stupid that I just doubled back on him and proceeded to drive home.

by lucubration September 23, 2003