10 definitions by lonelyrootbeer
Something that, at some point in history, used to be funny, but now it's just either committing a crime or public harassment. "Pranks" nowadays tend to be provoking passersby, trespassing, vandalism, theft, assault, things that would typically get you thrown in jail... but you call it a "prank" and somehow expect to be magically exonerated. The only thing worse is when the perpetrator gets glorified on Youtube or Tiktok, then it inspires other jackasses to follow suit.
"LOLOL that prank vid where he goes behind the counter at McDonalds and spits in the fryer is hilarious!"
"...You call trespassing and vandalism hilarious?"
"...You call trespassing and vandalism hilarious?"
by lonelyrootbeer July 27, 2023
A show on Cartoon Network produced by Rebecca Sugar, the first female producer in CN history. It's about a boy named Steven who's twelve-ish and lives with three deities called the Crystal Gems, aptly named Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl. He himself is a Crystal Gem due to his mother Rose Quartz sacrificing her physical form to birth him. He also has a dad who lives in a van and runs a car wash. He learns how to use his powers by going with the Gems whenever they need to save the Earth from destruction. Garnet is the serious one, Amethyst is the wild one, and Pearl is the responsible one. Despite their differences, they all love Steven the same and treat him like their son. This show is beautiful and amazing and should never be compared to the likes of Uncle Grandpa and Teen Titans Go. It has a real plot and the characters are evolving more and more. It doesn't have the stupid comedy style of Adventure Time (making up words and using nonsensical words as slang); what makes this show special is that it can be funny without "trying" to be funny. Easily CN's best show.
by lonelyrootbeer February 22, 2015
The team that single-handedly ruins football. They always have a positive record. They always win their division. They always make the playoffs. They've won a buttload of Super Bowls. But it's never enough for them. They always, ALWAYS have to keep winning. And they always win under some bullshit circumstances, like the refs making a call in their favor or Tom Brady suddenly becoming god for 2 minutes, or the other team magically forgetting how to play. They win and win and win, and it pretty much just kills everyone's expectations. As long as they exist, there's no need to even get one's hopes up for an exciting season of NFL.
Guy 1: NFL season has almost started! How bout those New England Patriots? You think Brady will get his sixth ring?
Guy 2: ...what the hell do you think? You go have fun, I'mma watch some MMA.
Guy 2: ...what the hell do you think? You go have fun, I'mma watch some MMA.
by lonelyrootbeer December 27, 2017
The company that makes all those shitty fighting games that you'll never beat. Somehow believes that by making their games as unfair as possible people will like them.
by lonelyrootbeer July 2, 2015
Recycling, but for the entertainment industry. A stupid, cheap, lazy way to make money. Simply take something that already exists from years ago... and resell it! Do the bare minimum to modernize it, like change a few words in the script and adjust it for modern-day sensibilities, and then sit back and let the money roll in. Somehow, this works.
"Disney's on a roll lately with their live action remakes!"
"Yeah, it takes an extreme level of talent to throw darts at a board of their existing properties, instead of actually... you know, thinking of something new."
"Yeah, it takes an extreme level of talent to throw darts at a board of their existing properties, instead of actually... you know, thinking of something new."
by lonelyrootbeer July 27, 2023
Proof that you can get rich and famous by doing the absolute bare minimum. She steals a bunch of tiktoks, "reacts" to them by lazily describing exactly what's happening, and then slaps her dumb bimbo face on the thumbnail, and all the horny simps cream their jeans and call her "ZOMG SO CREATIVE AND FUNNY". Reaction vid cancer at its finest.
"Did you see the new Sssniperwolf vid? Zomg she's so funny and pretty"
"No thanks, if I wanna see a hot chick make dumb facial expressions I'll just watch porn."
"No thanks, if I wanna see a hot chick make dumb facial expressions I'll just watch porn."
by lonelyrootbeer July 27, 2023
A pathetic attempt by fighting gamers to "categorize" the skill level of fighters as if some are way better than others. Deluded people who are obsessed with winning look at tiers to make sure they pick the "best" fighter instead of just playing with who they like and getting good with him/her. People think that tier lists are legitimate but the truth is anyone can make one and claim that fighter A is SSSSS tier and fighter B is a C+. And of course people are stupid enough to buy into it so they won't even play with their favorite fighter ever just because some idiot said he/she was low tier. Then they'll play with a fighter they hate just because he/she was at the top of the list so he/she is automatically the best regardless of the player's skill. Nowadays, everyone looks at these stupid things to determine who's "worth playing as" instead of just playing the game and enjoying it.
Guy 1: I'm going to piiiiiick...... Raven.
Guy 2: Lol Raven is low tier dude, you'll never beat Kazuya because he's SSS tier! See, it says it right here at Ihavenolife.com!
Guy 1: Okay, but I've been playing Tekken since I was in kindergarten. I think I'm pretty good by now.
Guy 2: U R SOO STUPID RAVEN IS RANKED NEAR THE BOTTOM GIT GUD NOOB
Guy 2: Lol Raven is low tier dude, you'll never beat Kazuya because he's SSS tier! See, it says it right here at Ihavenolife.com!
Guy 1: Okay, but I've been playing Tekken since I was in kindergarten. I think I'm pretty good by now.
Guy 2: U R SOO STUPID RAVEN IS RANKED NEAR THE BOTTOM GIT GUD NOOB
by lonelyrootbeer June 10, 2015