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(n.) The GOP's war against socialized medicine, known in America as Obamacare, whose ultimate goal is to repeal the latter and replace it with a crude scheme that will ensure that lives of the non-rich Americans will be as nasty, short , and brutish as the insurance companies want them to be.

(v). to pass a bill repealing and replacing Obamacare.
The Senate is expected to fakecare the new health bill before the 4th of July weekend.
by londonsufist June 26, 2017
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An ineffective euphemism for 'slut' which nobody uses anyway. Another definition is "whore."

Alpha Female fails as a term of reference because its definitions are always one syllable words, e.g. hoe.
A: I really hate Jane, she is such a slut.
B: That's politically incorrect. You have to call her 'alpha female.'
by londonsufist August 2, 2015
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A French word that some dumb English speaking girls assume to have the same meaning as in English and use it to introduce themselves at a new workplace in France. "Trainée" means "slut" in French.
Boss: «Bonjour, vous êtes nouvelle ici?»
Girl: «Oui, c'est mon premier jour. Je suis une trainée
Boss: «Ouh lala! Très très bien! Allez, suce ma bite, petite pute!»
by londonsufist March 24, 2016
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A Russian sport club founded in 2003 by the founder Roman Abramovich who is also a Russian mafia boss. It has no history whatsoever and achieved nothing before that. It's the most shameful Russian football club (though based in London): the fans are shameful, the founder is shameful, and most of the managers are shameful. Fans have no loyalty and most of them are foreign kids who first knew the team from FIFA games. They treat their managers who brought them trophies like trash. No one in their right mind wants to work at this shameful club, they just go there to grab some cash and get some result on their CV and then leave, like Rafa. The team is expect to disappear and relegated to league 2 after Roman got bore with spending money on football.
chelski fan1: Hey mate, who is starting tonight?
chelski fan2: It's that pacy bloke... I couldn't pronounce his name right.
chelski fan1: Yeah, Robinsicski something .... glad we got him from last transfer window.
chelski fan2: What're u talking lad? Robinsicski went to City.
chelski fan1: Ah..sorry mate I got confused. I mean I got him transferred in FIFA 16.
by londonsufist March 28, 2014
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(n) A street-wise pugnacious nihilist who wields an enlightened confidence of the anti-progress glory in this most unredeemable of all centuries. A prophet of salvation through self-preservation. Bannon is actually a life-and-blood spinoff from classic Shakespearean villains. The Bannonite remains the ultimate type of literary villain character that borders on cartoonish. If Shakespeare was alive he would sue the GOP for copyright infringement. We still see Bannonite villains all the time in novels and films -- for instance Tyler in Fight Club and the Joker from a Batman movie.
Putin: Hello White House, let me talk to Mr. President.
Trump: I am speaking.
Putin: Not you, Agent Orange. I am referring to the real President Mr. Steve Bannon.
by londonsufist February 24, 2017
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A type of spiritual villian. The Bannonite is a street-wise pugnacious nihilist who wields an enlightened confidence in the anti-progress glory for this most unredeemable of all centuries. A prophet of salvation through self-preservation. A seducer of the weak and frightened souls. The leader of the fallen and the companion of the damned.

Although the term is made popular today due to rise to power of Steve Bannon, Shakespeare was the first author to discover the Bannonite concept when he meditated on the the nature and the essence of the Devil. Shakespeare's most memorable persona are Bannonites, such as Iago, Edmund and Hamlet. If Shakespeare was still alive he would sue the GOP for copyright infringement. Humanity has not yet discovered a type of literary villain more sinister than the Bannonite. We still see Bannonite villains all the time in novels and films -- for instance Tyler in Fight Club, the Joker from a Batman movie.
Putin: Now that we've put the Bannonites in the White House, everything is on its course.
Reporter: What will happen?
Putin: What happens in a typical Shakespearean tragedy?
Reporter: (thinking) ... Everyone dies?
Putin: Yes, my dear comrade. Everyone dies.
by londonsufist February 25, 2017
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