110 definitions by lee

kelpsy

a word I once heard a german porn star call his lover.

"Yam suck on meine scheisse you fucking dirty kelpsy!"

by lee September 18, 2002

katy job

a very diry blow job, and slopy blowjob

Katy gave Lee a katy job

by lee February 4, 2003

spirit

piece of crap car that has a major problem twice weekly circa 1990

Goddamn the spirit!

by lee March 28, 2003

999

1) 911 in England.
2) Crap TV show.

1) Quick, call 999!
2) Welcome to 999 Lifesavers with me, Michael Buerk.

by lee October 16, 2003

Bosted

Bosted is "black country" slang for broken.

This pen doesn't work, I think its bosted !

by lee September 22, 2004

born on a grill

black as all get out;can also mean 'messed up'.

"That Bonquifa is fo' SHO' BORN ON A GRILL!" or
"Ugh. This Math Homework is born on a grill"

by lee October 27, 2003

cluebat

A metaphorical bat used to 'beat some sense into' someone who is blatantly stupid

some guy just tried to install 'crack_hotmail_passwords.exe' and he wonders why his machine is full of crap. someone needs to beat him with a cluebat.

by lee August 7, 2003