lee's definitions

smob

Used to describe middle class Americans who think they are from the ghetto

Orgin-Cooper

Look at all those rich smob with their 200$ shoes sayin their from the ghetto

by lee November 1, 2003

madonna-whore complex

The tendency of men to favor women who are sweet and innocent and chaste, but will then become (through instinct, not experience) bold and adept in the bedroom. The sufferer or possessor of the complex believes, or at least enjoys pretending, it is he alone who could transform the woman, so despite her whore-like behavior, she remains a madonna. He believes himself, therefore, god-like

George was your typical misogynistic forty-something momma's boy, still scouring campuses for his madonna-whore

by Lee November 6, 2003

celebrity mixers

See comedy mixers

She was a bit chunky and didn't want to put out. After tipping back a pint and a couple celebrity mixers, we shagged on her car -- she had her mechanic pull the ass print out of the hood a couple days later.

by Lee November 26, 2003

ankle grabber

A two-shot drink. One part tequila, one part Bailey's.

Two pints and an ankle grabber please.

by Lee November 26, 2003

cluebat

A metaphorical bat used to 'beat some sense into' someone who is blatantly stupid

some guy just tried to install 'crack_hotmail_passwords.exe' and he wonders why his machine is full of crap. someone needs to beat him with a cluebat.

by lee August 7, 2003

gaybar

Another slang term for rubbish / crap / pathetic. Derived from the Electric Six song by the same name.

Them: my girlfriend wont let me come out tonight
You: haha gaybar!

by lee August 7, 2003

Millions Knives

Any being carrying a military haircut, black Long Colt and a grudge against humanity.

Millions Knives is the scourge of humanity, responsible for the Great Fall, Vash's loss of a left arm, and the two Angel Arms(weapons of mass destrution)

by Lee August 8, 2003