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A code word meaning smoking weed. Scuba divers dive down deep beneath the surface of soberness into the depths of the ocean to explore the coral reefer.
Hey man, guess what?! I went Scuba Diving With Jim And Honore' the other day!!
Scuba Diving makes you faster.
Scuba Diving makes you faster.
by layout420 December 13, 2006
Get the Scuba Diving mug.A devise used to Scuba Dive (usually a hand held pipe). Bongs, hookas, bublers, gravity bongs, or any other devises are also masks. The Oxygen is packed and the mask is ready to commense Scuba Diving.
(VanderBowls are suggested when using masks)
(VanderBowls are suggested when using masks)
Don't forget your nuts can with your masks in it. We NEED those!
Yo Chris, i got a sick ass mask at the shell around the corner.
Yo Chris, i got a sick ass mask at the shell around the corner.
by layout420 December 15, 2006
Get the mask mug.Someone that acts like a stoner but has not officially crossed into pro stonerdom.
Anyone that Scuba Dives on a regular basis but doesn't have those insane connects, doesn't smoke correctly, doesn't have a piece and uses zebra pens, or doesn't have have a clue about stoner etiquette.
Anyone that Scuba Dives on a regular basis but doesn't have those insane connects, doesn't smoke correctly, doesn't have a piece and uses zebra pens, or doesn't have have a clue about stoner etiquette.
Those freshmen are such amerature stoners. I just told them i had got some dank, and they said "Oh, you got that seedless T-Rock?"
by layout420 December 19, 2006
Get the Amerature Stoner mug.A legendary figure on the north side of Atlanta. a bongo playing Scuba Diving guy, Bongo man is known by thousands to be a regular at Cocaine Lane.
by layout420 December 19, 2006
Get the Bongo Man mug.A very small bowl packed with one's own weed to save their weed from the lungs of others.
A Huge ass bowl packed when, using someone else's weed.
The opposite of a VanderBowl.
A Huge ass bowl packed when, using someone else's weed.
The opposite of a VanderBowl.
I picked up a Michael Vick for my friend, but we can smoke a KellBowl (A Huge ass one) from it before i give it to him. He probably won't notice.
by layout420 December 21, 2006
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1) Do not nigger lip.
2) If everyone smoking takes one hit, don't puff puff puff puff... pass. Unless you are black(if you are black, stoner etiquette does not aply to you)
3) Don't pack Kellbowls. Pack VanderBowls! Especially if it is a special occasion. (ex: concerts, parties, Q-zar, ultimate, relly any time you smoke is a special occasion)
4) Don't blow out the bowl before you ask someone if it's cashed. changes are that you are too high to tell and getting someone else's opinion is always a good idea. Also, don't pass someone a cashed bowl without saying anything. He will get ashed
5) Do not smoke in someone's house or car without getting prior aproval.
6) Always corner. never scorch the Oxygen. it is a waste.
7) Whoever owns the weed being smoked gets the honorary first hit. Whoever owns the piece/rolled gets the second hit.
8) Don't skip someone or change direction in the middle of smoking.
9) Never smoke someone else's weed without asking. This is the biggest Kell move ever. Even amerature stoners are expected to know this.
10) Don't hold the piece/joint/blunt when telling a story. every one is more concerned about smoking that your stupid story. No one will remember what you said anyways so just hit that shit and pass it man.
11) GET BLAZED!!!
1) Do not nigger lip.
2) If everyone smoking takes one hit, don't puff puff puff puff... pass. Unless you are black(if you are black, stoner etiquette does not aply to you)
3) Don't pack Kellbowls. Pack VanderBowls! Especially if it is a special occasion. (ex: concerts, parties, Q-zar, ultimate, relly any time you smoke is a special occasion)
4) Don't blow out the bowl before you ask someone if it's cashed. changes are that you are too high to tell and getting someone else's opinion is always a good idea. Also, don't pass someone a cashed bowl without saying anything. He will get ashed
5) Do not smoke in someone's house or car without getting prior aproval.
6) Always corner. never scorch the Oxygen. it is a waste.
7) Whoever owns the weed being smoked gets the honorary first hit. Whoever owns the piece/rolled gets the second hit.
8) Don't skip someone or change direction in the middle of smoking.
9) Never smoke someone else's weed without asking. This is the biggest Kell move ever. Even amerature stoners are expected to know this.
10) Don't hold the piece/joint/blunt when telling a story. every one is more concerned about smoking that your stupid story. No one will remember what you said anyways so just hit that shit and pass it man.
11) GET BLAZED!!!
You skipped me. What are you thinking? Do you have no idea about stoner etiquette?
Kell moves are never in keeping with stoner etiquette.
Kell moves are never in keeping with stoner etiquette.
by layout420 January 3, 2007
Get the stoner etiquette mug.Someone that busts ass at everything (Ex: school, running, being a good kid, driving, girls, LIFE). Stuvasses are extremely cocky. Always careful to drink in moderation and planing snack breaks between drinks, Stuvass tries to stay in controll of all situations(esp. situations involving girls). They are also Sore Loosers, viewing everything in life as a contest that Needs to be won at all costs.
Antonym: Appletop
Antonym: Appletop
"Being a Stuvass, i plan on busting ass the first mile to get a good start, busting ass the second mile because it is mostly down hill, and busting ass the last mile for a strong finish."
by layout420 February 4, 2007
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