Definitions by laurenthecoochieinspector

turtle toot 

The act of farting in public and making someone else take the blame.

*toot*
You: awh fred you nasty.
Fred: shut up with yo turtle toot.

turtle toot by laurenthecoochieinspector November 24, 2013

vagina vine

The act of finding random ass head hair, stuck in the crevices of yo pussy.

ashlee: ewh, da fuq is dis

*yank*

ashlee: ahh my head hair, why da fuq dis in my pussy. mom why?
mom: I don't know... I just really don't know. maybe it's just a silly ole vagina vine!

vagina vine by laurenthecoochieinspector November 24, 2013

coochie inspector 

this is when you are the one inspecting a coochie, or looking at a vagina.
a name you could call a friend as in mock protest.
gonocoligist.

Will: Hey Ted you get any last night with that drunken whore?
Ted: hah, you could call me the coochie inspector!
Will: what a loser, that all ya get?
Ted: sadly yeah she only let me look at it.

coochie inspector by Laurenthecoochieinspector November 23, 2013

giraffe lick 

this is when you lick someone face with all of your tongue hanging out of your mouth.
the act of licking ones face.

"hey tom what you do last night?"
"nothing much just giraffe licked me girlfriend."

giraffe lick by laurenthecoochieinspector November 23, 2013

Tiger Pussy 

When a penis is inserted in a vagina, the vagina goes into a defensive state and clamps down making it impossible for your penis to escape the tunnel of doom.

or tiger pussied

Tom: Hey ricky did you get any buzz last night?
Ricky: yeah but she totally pulled a tiger pussy on me, it hurt like a bitch!

Tiger Pussy by laurenthecoochieinspector November 23, 2013

turtle dumping

Over a period of time your relationships crumbles slow and steadily, starting with disagreement and great displeasure ending it off with just complete boredom between the relationships.

Tim: Amy you're so boring, fucking stop arguing with me.
Amy: no you stop.
2 months later
Tim:...I hate you...
Amy:...I hate you too...
Tim: good were finally agreeing and im turtle dumping you.

Amy: ok good!

turtle dumping by laurenthecoochieinspector November 23, 2013

Powerful Pussy 

the act of "whipping" your boyfriend, you're in control and he knows it and you're definitely not afraid to show it.

Dan: Hey you coming out with us to the bar later Eric?
Eric: No, My girl is a powerful pussy sorry dude maybe another time.

Powerful Pussy by laurenthecoochieinspector November 23, 2013