14 definitions by laurab193
The warm liquid was so unexpectedly foul-tasting that she almost spat it on to the dinner table; it was a real Bemuse Bouche.
by laurab193 May 8, 2011
Karl "Did you see the Shamefaced Embrace between Pete and Candice last night?"
John "Yeah, he came in his pants for sure, what a tool"
John "Yeah, he came in his pants for sure, what a tool"
by laurab193 May 8, 2011
Jackie "Urrgh crap, I feel so sick this morning"
Jude "That's no surprise dear, given your Obliviation diet last night. You were so wasted you munched your way through five bags of pork scratchings, a half-eaten kebab off the street, a used napkin, a random fella's cock on the bus on the way home and a tub of Vaseline"
Jude "That's no surprise dear, given your Obliviation diet last night. You were so wasted you munched your way through five bags of pork scratchings, a half-eaten kebab off the street, a used napkin, a random fella's cock on the bus on the way home and a tub of Vaseline"
by laurab193 May 8, 2011
A level of inebriation causing women to think they are excellent at singing and that will inevitably lead to them choking on a large fleshy microphone later that evening
Frank "Oh crap, Julie's doing her Lady Ga Ga impression again"
Karl "Karechokey; you should be pleased....."
Karl "Karechokey; you should be pleased....."
by laurab193 May 8, 2011
When the novelty of using public transport with a group of friends makes you act like an utter fool; like your brain has been transplanted for that of a 2 year old
Susan "The bus ride into town was so embarrassing, it was as if the five of us had had a Public Transplant"
by laurab193 May 8, 2011
When a great night is being had by all except one, who is so utterly wankered that he/she has to be taken home early for fear that they may shit themselves
Steve "Urrrgh, I don't remember anything from last night"
John "I'm not surprised, you'd polished off a whole bottle of vodka by 10.30pm and Pete had to carry you home as you looked like you were going to lose faecal continence again"
Pete "Yeah, what a Party Poopster, I was all set to pull that bird with the massive rack, you git"
John "I'm not surprised, you'd polished off a whole bottle of vodka by 10.30pm and Pete had to carry you home as you looked like you were going to lose faecal continence again"
Pete "Yeah, what a Party Poopster, I was all set to pull that bird with the massive rack, you git"
by laurab193 May 8, 2011
The last dance of the evening where a lady has removed her knickers beforehand to provide easy access in the event of scoring
Candice "There was a very savoury aroma in the club last night"
Susan "Oh, yes, I was doing the Mackerel Tango with Steve but he was having none of it"
Susan "Oh, yes, I was doing the Mackerel Tango with Steve but he was having none of it"
by laurab193 May 8, 2011