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Two or more seemingly heterosexual female friends, who, are in fact, raving nipple-tweaking lesbians.
Joe "I think Lucy and Jude are Secret Tweakers as neither of them laughed at my hilaroius joke last night"
by laurab193 June 1, 2011
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Jude "That's no surprise dear, given your Obliviation diet last night. You were so wasted you munched your way through five bags of pork scratchings, a half-eaten kebab off the street, a used napkin, a random fella's cock on the bus on the way home and a tub of Vaseline"
Jude "That's no surprise dear, given your Obliviation diet last night. You were so wasted you munched your way through five bags of pork scratchings, a half-eaten kebab off the street, a used napkin, a random fella's cock on the bus on the way home and a tub of Vaseline"
by laurab193 June 1, 2011
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Phil "Not so, I'm off to change may pants, I've done a Rollercluster"
Phil "Not so, I'm off to change may pants, I've done a Rollercluster"
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Get the Rollercluster mug.When the novelty of using public transport with a group of friends makes you act like an utter fool; like your brain has been transplanted for that of a 2 year old
Susan "The bus ride into town was so embarrassing, it was as if the five of us had had a Public Transplant"
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Frank "Oh crap, Julie's doing her Lady Ga Ga impression again"
Karl "Karechokey; you should be pleased....."
Karl "Karechokey; you should be pleased....."
by laurab193 June 1, 2011
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John "Yeah, he came in his pants for sure, what a tool"
John "Yeah, he came in his pants for sure, what a tool"
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