5 definitions by landing

buried treasure

when you are taking a shit and you find the completly undigested remenince of something consumed, i.e. a corn kernel, a seseme seed, or a coin.

yo D,i just found some buried treasure and that shit was fuckin ill B. a fuckin garbanzo bean dawg. mint condition nukka!

by landing August 25, 2005

crunktown

1. Any of a vast collection of places where one becomes extremely crunk.
2. A spiritual and emotional height achieved through extreme crunkness.

Yo nigga, im goin to crunktown.

Fuck you bitch, im in crunktown, and i can do/say/touch/slap what i mothafuckin please.

by landing June 11, 2005

bootstatus

1. Comparable or suitable to etiquette practiced in The Boot of uptown New Orleans, where girls love to get wasted and try to get banged out by pikes.

Dawg, thats so bootstatus, and were in LA

by landing June 11, 2005

rizzla

1. Noun. (Rizz-luh). A brand of rolling papers found most commonly in Europe, however we have been able to get some silvers in Santa Cruz. They come in a bunch of sizes, but for the most part are more opaque than your average zig zag. Harder to roll with, rizzle's are the true test of a good j-roller. Used primarly for smoking fat spliffs or kingsize L's.

lets smoke an L james
ask sasha for his grinder, rizzlas and the other neccesary elements of blazing.

papa cant roll good spliffs with rizzlas, he likes zig zags

by landing November 15, 2005

parakeet

A girl who will say and do whatever you ask her to while youre banging her out.

Man, that girl was such a parakeet, and i was making her say some crazy ass shit too.

by landing June 11, 2005