lad's definitions

Umbers

A fat over weight insignificant twat that thinks he has it all, but really has nothing going for him. Blows off all the proper boys

Your a bit of an umbers
You twat!

by lad April 22, 2004

Orangaape

A combination of orange and grape soda particularly favored by African Americans.

Q: Tyrone, whajew want ta drink wit your chitlins?

A: Gimme onenadem orangaapes!

by lad October 29, 2003

optigoo

The gooey substance found in the corner of your eyes when you wake up in the morning.

Go brush your teeth and wash the optigoo out of your eyes!

by lad October 29, 2003

PBR

The finest, smoothest drinking beer out of a can; evidence that there truly is a higher power.

After a hard day's work I came home and fired down 15 PBR's to take the edge off.

by Lad June 4, 2003

twisted

Really really fucked up on drugs

"Dude, i blew 3 rails of K and Coke all mixed up and then took some E pills i am TWISTED!!!!"

by lad March 18, 2003

gamma

Date rape drugs, sometimes taken by people in college who can't sleep
dangerous if mixed with alcohol

"Alan is crazy man! he took 4 doses of gamma and threw up like crazy"

by lad March 18, 2003

Evertonian

Bitter

Lemons

by Lad April 8, 2003