ktrane's definitions

mantercourse

The act of intercourse between two or more men.

Stephen and Todd had violent mantercourse on your couch last night. I probably won't sit there anymore.

by ktrane May 18, 2006

tard brain

Mentally impaired. Someone who exhibits a low intellectual capacity. Also referred to as a retard(tard for short), mongoloid, or the commonly used medical term: window licker.

The tard brain went to the store to buy a new hockey helmet.

by ktrane June 11, 2007

butt captain

Master and commander of the butt pirates. A butt captain is a highly-skilled, flaming, ass navigator that leads his pirates into battle... where butt pillaging ensues.

"Arrrrrrrr", said the butt captain as him and his men dug for burried treasure.

by ktrane June 18, 2004

poop tooth

A brown, discolored, single front tooth in a person's mouth.

1. When she smiles at me, her poop tooth makes me want to vomit.

by ktrane March 2, 2004

baby soup

A chunky stew-like soup consisting of chicken stock, vegetables, noodles, and baby.

"This baby soup tastes like chicken... ouch, I just bit into a finger bone."

by ktrane March 3, 2004

bagel hoarder

A typically obese woman with an intense love for varying types of bagels. Her and her pack will hoard a supply of bagels and leave only the healthy oat bran bagels for everyone else. They are also known to use an overabundance of cream cheese.

I really wanted an everything bagel, but the bagel hoarders got to the supply too early this morning.

by ktrane March 3, 2004

turd polishing

The act of trying to make something hopelessly weak and unattractive appear strong and appealing. An impossible process that usually results in a larger, uglier turd.

She tried to look more attractive by getting plastic surgery, but let's face it, you can't polish a turd.

by ktrane March 3, 2004