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by ktrane March 3, 2004
Get the baby soup mug.An individual possessing enough nerd-like traits to qualify for "turbo" status. See nerd. A turbo nerd pushes the envelope on social ineptness. Use extreme caution in the handling of turbo nerds. They can snap at any time. See columbine.
Lloyd constantly curses and screams at himself while programming on his computer at work. It's very annoying and I want to smack him sometimes. He is a turbo nerd.
by ktrane March 9, 2004
Get the turbo nerd mug.Mentally impaired. Someone who exhibits a low intellectual capacity. Also referred to as a retard(tard for short), mongoloid, or the commonly used medical term: window licker.
by ktrane June 11, 2007
Get the tard brain mug.A mindless, mediocre action movie that was completely predictable from start to finish. Collin Ferrel is a turd burglar.
I went to see the movie S.W.A.T. and fell asleep in the movie theater. I woke up when the movie was over and still knew everything that happened.
by ktrane March 3, 2004
Get the S.W.A.T. mug.A typically obese woman with an intense love for varying types of bagels. Her and her pack will hoard a supply of bagels and leave only the healthy oat bran bagels for everyone else. They are also known to use an overabundance of cream cheese.
I really wanted an everything bagel, but the bagel hoarders got to the supply too early this morning.
by ktrane March 3, 2004
Get the bagel hoarder mug.The act of trying to make something hopelessly weak and unattractive appear strong and appealing. An impossible process that usually results in a larger, uglier turd.
She tried to look more attractive by getting plastic surgery, but let's face it, you can't polish a turd.
by ktrane March 3, 2004
Get the turd polishing mug.Stephen and Todd had violent mantercourse on your couch last night. I probably won't sit there anymore.
by ktrane May 18, 2006
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