11 definitions by kstan34

midnight dewdrop

To fart on someone's pillow to give them pinkeye.

That guy pissed me off last night so I snuck into his room and gave him a midnight dewdrop.

by kstan34 May 29, 2010

blue butt monkey

While fucking your partner in the ass you reach up and start choking them until they turn blue. Then you cum on there face.

Last night I gave her a blue butt monkey because she talked back to me.

by kstan34 May 21, 2010

pole fancy

Another word for homosexual

Bruce from family guy is a pole fancy

by kstan34 May 26, 2010

Freddy two thumbs

Someone who is always using there thumbs texting on there phone

Did you see that guy?
Ya, he's definitely a Freddy two thumbs.

by kstan34 August 8, 2010

titty tumbler

A.k.a. Motor boating.

gave that chick the old titty tumbler last night

by kstan34 August 10, 2010

brown fuzion

When 2 guys for whatever homosexual reason touch there brown eyes together.

In the porno those guys did the brown fuzion.

by kstan34 August 10, 2010

squinted

To get high and your eyes squint.

last night we got so squinted I couldn't see.

by kstan34 July 16, 2010