12 definitions by kilometeros
Billy: Dude, I gotta take a huge dump
Brian: Awesome.
Billy: Damnit, it was a ghost crap. I didn't crap anything at all.
Brian: Awesome.
Billy: Damnit, it was a ghost crap. I didn't crap anything at all.
by kilometeros July 11, 2008
damnit, fucking morning wood gave me a huge-ass boner and I'm sleeping in the same hotel room as my mom
by kilometeros July 11, 2008
Acronym for Los Angeles Angels, which is a retarded acronym created by owner Arturo Moreno in order to make citizens of Los Angeles feel welcome in Anaheim, where the Angels actually play.
At Dodgers Stadium
Arty Moreno:How come it says ANA on the scoreboard? It should say LAA now.
Frank McCourt(Dodgers owner): Bro, you guys play in Anaheim not in L.A., so we're not putting up LAA if you're not from L.A.
Arty Moreno:How come it says ANA on the scoreboard? It should say LAA now.
Frank McCourt(Dodgers owner): Bro, you guys play in Anaheim not in L.A., so we're not putting up LAA if you're not from L.A.
by kilometeros August 7, 2008
A sexual joke when a man, after getting head from a girl, at his climax he jizzes into her eyes causing her to squint like an asian and scream like a dragon
Brian: So, how was Ashley last night?
Andy: Bro, I pulled an Asian Dragon on her!
Brian: Dude! Kind of harsh, but it's about time you showed up that bitch!
Andy: Bro, I pulled an Asian Dragon on her!
Brian: Dude! Kind of harsh, but it's about time you showed up that bitch!
by kilometeros September 5, 2008
The first letters of "Mother fucking son of a bitch" switched around so that whoever says doesnt sound like theyre cussing.
*Guy 1 steals Guy 2's wallet and runs away*
Guy 2 : That Futher Mucking Bon of a sitch stole my wallet. Now i dont have my license or my credit cards
Guy 2 : That Futher Mucking Bon of a sitch stole my wallet. Now i dont have my license or my credit cards
by kilometeros August 4, 2008
A device, usually made of Latex or rubber and of different strengths and widths, usually lubricated, which can prevent pregnancys or STD's.
by kilometeros July 11, 2008
The name of a reptile humanoid alien from the movie GalaxyQuest. He demands the Omega-13 device from the Thermians, a naive alien group disguised as humans.
by kilometeros July 14, 2008