When one idiot driver at a stop sign is so afraid of oncoming traffic that they won't budge and it causes a long line of cars to back up, resembling sausage links.
Tom: Can you believe this @@#$%!?
Ed: (honking) Go you idiot! It's been clear both ways for a full minute!
Joe: (just pulling up to the end of the line) Crap, I'm late and it's another Stop Sign Salami because that fool in the minivan won't go!
Ed: (honking) Go you idiot! It's been clear both ways for a full minute!
Joe: (just pulling up to the end of the line) Crap, I'm late and it's another Stop Sign Salami because that fool in the minivan won't go!
by killersbytrade April 03, 2009
Acting arrogant. Peter Twirling is a more polite euphemism for dick wagging. Essentially a man acting as if his penis were so big he could swing it around like a pocketwatch on a chain.
Ed: Duck, man, here comes that arrogant asshole Bob.
Joe: Man, If I have to endure his peter-twirling bullshit today I'm gonna kick his ass!
Joe: Man, If I have to endure his peter-twirling bullshit today I'm gonna kick his ass!
by killersbytrade June 07, 2010
When too many items on a sandwich such as tomatoes, lettuce and mayo cause the meat to slide off the sandwich resulting in total sandwich destruction.
Todd bites into his sandwich, the meat falls out the back and the remainder of the sandwich crumbles in his hands.
Frank-"Woah! tectonic meat slippage. Better get a fork, Todd"
Frank-"Woah! tectonic meat slippage. Better get a fork, Todd"
by killersbytrade January 31, 2010
Ususlly a blank sheet of paper with a hole cut in the center. It implies that the paper is a portable glory hole and that the applicant is going to have to perform sexual favors to get the job. Alludes to the act of applying for a job at a strip club.
Also used as an insulting way of telling someone to get lost or that they are pissing you off and are not going to get what they want.
Also used as an insulting way of telling someone to get lost or that they are pissing you off and are not going to get what they want.
Joe: My ex came over to my house yesterday and wanted to get back together.
Dave: What did you do?
Joe: Gave her the Job Application then told her to fuck off.
Dave: hahahaha!
Dave: What did you do?
Joe: Gave her the Job Application then told her to fuck off.
Dave: hahahaha!
by killersbytrade May 10, 2010
When a woman wearing a low-cut shirt intentionally bows forward to flash her breasts while talking to you. This usually occurs when she is trying to convince you to do something for her.
Todd: "Look at Kathy over there flashin' her boobs so Ray will get her coffee."
Frank: "Well all that tituflecting won't work this time, Ray is gay."
Frank: "Well all that tituflecting won't work this time, Ray is gay."
by killersbytrade January 31, 2010
Turning the nozzles on your car's windshield washer around so that it sprays other cars when activated. Specifically, this applies to spraying it in the face of another driver.
Ed: You shoulda seen it! I pulled up beside this yuppie in a convertible and turned up my stereo. When he turned and tried to stare me down My carjaculation hit him right in the face!
by killersbytrade April 04, 2009
When you are driving and the car behind you makes several of the same turns as you do, causing you to become paranoid and take routes you normally wouldn't take just to see if they are following you.
Ed: why are you late?
Tom: I got lost. This car kept turning when I turned so I got Highway Paranoia and ended up on a dirt road.
Tom: I got lost. This car kept turning when I turned so I got Highway Paranoia and ended up on a dirt road.
by killersbytrade March 30, 2009