killersbytrade's definitions

Roof-fairy

One who sneaks about at a party, slipping rohypnol (roofies) into peoples' drinks to try and see who will succumb to its effects and then make an attempt to get lucky with that unlucky person. Usually a roof fairy is a loser who can't get laid without drugging someone.

Bill- Hey Joe, what's the matter? you look like shit!
Joe- Man, I got visited by the roof-fairy at the club last night. I wanna kill whoever did that!

by killersbytrade August 18, 2009

Tectonic Meat Slippage

When too many items on a sandwich such as tomatoes, lettuce and mayo cause the meat to slide off the sandwich resulting in total sandwich destruction.

Todd bites into his sandwich, the meat falls out the back and the remainder of the sandwich crumbles in his hands.

Frank-"Woah! tectonic meat slippage. Better get a fork, Todd"

by killersbytrade January 31, 2010

Tituflecting

When a woman wearing a low-cut shirt intentionally bows forward to flash her breasts while talking to you. This usually occurs when she is trying to convince you to do something for her.

Todd: "Look at Kathy over there flashin' her boobs so Ray will get her coffee."

Frank: "Well all that tituflecting won't work this time, Ray is gay."

by killersbytrade January 31, 2010

transquality

A sense of the reasonableness of life, accompanied by a feeling of peace found beyond the normal lines of one's understanding of peace and tranquility.

Joe: what's Ernest been smokin'? He always seems like he's asleep with a goofy grin on his face and everytime I talk to him he gets all cryptic.

Amanda: Ernest ain't smokin' he is in a state of transquality, man. If he ever comes back, maybe he'll explain it to you, if you're even capable of understanding.

by killersbytrade June 13, 2010

Job Application

Ususlly a blank sheet of paper with a hole cut in the center. It implies that the paper is a portable glory hole and that the applicant is going to have to perform sexual favors to get the job. Alludes to the act of applying for a job at a strip club.

Also used as an insulting way of telling someone to get lost or that they are pissing you off and are not going to get what they want.

Joe: My ex came over to my house yesterday and wanted to get back together.

Dave: What did you do?

Joe: Gave her the Job Application then told her to fuck off.

Dave: hahahaha!

by killersbytrade May 10, 2010

dick-eating snake

A mythical creature usually invoked when someone fails to find an object that is in plain sight. This alludes to the idea that if that object were the dick-eating snake you would have lost your genetalia when you failed to see it.

Bill: "Where are my keys, dammit?"
Joe: "They're right here on the table, man"
Bill: " Oh duh! I see 'em now."
Joe: "Haha! Good thing it wasn't a dick-eating snake"

by killersbytrade May 15, 2010

poor ole tom

A beating delivered by two or more people against one person who had previously been the object of disdain or ridicule, such as an annoying drunk at a party or a persistent vagrant hounding people for change.

Dave: what happened to Brian at the party? He's all messed up looking.

Joel: he got drunk and staggered into the band's gear and then he wouldn't go home so the band gave him the poor ole tom.

Dave: Ouch!

by killersbytrade June 7, 2010