killersbytrade's definitions
When you are driving and the car behind you makes several of the same turns as you do, causing you to become paranoid and take routes you normally wouldn't take just to see if they are following you.
Ed: why are you late?
Tom: I got lost. This car kept turning when I turned so I got Highway Paranoia and ended up on a dirt road.
Tom: I got lost. This car kept turning when I turned so I got Highway Paranoia and ended up on a dirt road.
by killersbytrade March 30, 2009
Get the Highway Paranoiamug. When a woman wearing a low-cut shirt intentionally bows forward to flash her breasts while talking to you. This usually occurs when she is trying to convince you to do something for her.
Todd: "Look at Kathy over there flashin' her boobs so Ray will get her coffee."
Frank: "Well all that tituflecting won't work this time, Ray is gay."
Frank: "Well all that tituflecting won't work this time, Ray is gay."
by killersbytrade January 31, 2010
Get the Tituflectingmug. A beating delivered by two or more people against one person who had previously been the object of disdain or ridicule, such as an annoying drunk at a party or a persistent vagrant hounding people for change.
Dave: what happened to Brian at the party? He's all messed up looking.
Joel: he got drunk and staggered into the band's gear and then he wouldn't go home so the band gave him the poor ole tom.
Dave: Ouch!
Joel: he got drunk and staggered into the band's gear and then he wouldn't go home so the band gave him the poor ole tom.
Dave: Ouch!
by killersbytrade June 7, 2010
Get the poor ole tommug. Acting arrogant. Peter Twirling is a more polite euphemism for dick wagging. Essentially a man acting as if his penis were so big he could swing it around like a pocketwatch on a chain.
Ed: Duck, man, here comes that arrogant asshole Bob.
Joe: Man, If I have to endure his peter-twirling bullshit today I'm gonna kick his ass!
Joe: Man, If I have to endure his peter-twirling bullshit today I'm gonna kick his ass!
by killersbytrade June 7, 2010
Get the Peter-Twirlingmug. Turning the nozzles on your car's windshield washer around so that it sprays other cars when activated. Specifically, this applies to spraying it in the face of another driver.
Ed: You shoulda seen it! I pulled up beside this yuppie in a convertible and turned up my stereo. When he turned and tried to stare me down My carjaculation hit him right in the face!
by killersbytrade April 3, 2009
Get the carjaculationmug. A mythical creature usually invoked when someone fails to find an object that is in plain sight. This alludes to the idea that if that object were the dick-eating snake you would have lost your genetalia when you failed to see it.
Bill: "Where are my keys, dammit?"
Joe: "They're right here on the table, man"
Bill: " Oh duh! I see 'em now."
Joe: "Haha! Good thing it wasn't a dick-eating snake"
Joe: "They're right here on the table, man"
Bill: " Oh duh! I see 'em now."
Joe: "Haha! Good thing it wasn't a dick-eating snake"
by killersbytrade May 15, 2010
Get the dick-eating snakemug. Ususlly a blank sheet of paper with a hole cut in the center. It implies that the paper is a portable glory hole and that the applicant is going to have to perform sexual favors to get the job. Alludes to the act of applying for a job at a strip club.
Also used as an insulting way of telling someone to get lost or that they are pissing you off and are not going to get what they want.
Also used as an insulting way of telling someone to get lost or that they are pissing you off and are not going to get what they want.
Joe: My ex came over to my house yesterday and wanted to get back together.
Dave: What did you do?
Joe: Gave her the Job Application then told her to fuck off.
Dave: hahahaha!
Dave: What did you do?
Joe: Gave her the Job Application then told her to fuck off.
Dave: hahahaha!
by killersbytrade May 10, 2010
Get the Job Applicationmug.