1 definition by killbill4567
a wedgie is a punishment for tighty-whitey wearers like me their are many kinds of wedgies but the most simple is yanking the underwear up from behind.
this is real account of what happened to me a few weeks ago
i was 16 my mum and went to rome for 3 days and left me with my friends when my mum went all of them grabbed my tighty-whiteys and hung me from my bed they hooked up a video camera and taped me hanging there they called their mates and
they came over and then they pulled my trousers of and started kicking my balls i wasn't allowed to go to the toilet and i kept peeing and shatting myself the only time i got took down was when i was given a swirly.
since then ive been getting wedgies every day mostly messy wedgies and flying Dutchman wedgies but every gym day im hung from the locker until i beg or cry.
i was 16 my mum and went to rome for 3 days and left me with my friends when my mum went all of them grabbed my tighty-whiteys and hung me from my bed they hooked up a video camera and taped me hanging there they called their mates and
they came over and then they pulled my trousers of and started kicking my balls i wasn't allowed to go to the toilet and i kept peeing and shatting myself the only time i got took down was when i was given a swirly.
since then ive been getting wedgies every day mostly messy wedgies and flying Dutchman wedgies but every gym day im hung from the locker until i beg or cry.
by killbill4567 December 10, 2006