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"Kid Howren's number 1!...in the West! Best in the West!"
"I thought the Braves were best in the west.."
"No dummy, this isn't 1992."
"I thought the Braves were best in the west.."
"No dummy, this isn't 1992."
by Kiko December 17, 2003
Get the Kid Howren mug.by Kiko December 16, 2003
Get the Wenile mug.1. A scabbard for the wenile, as used to stop spoimies from gettin' in the vaginus-maximus; sometimes made to fit in TO the vaginus-maximus.
2. Choo's weapon of choice, when attempting to kill me.
2. Choo's weapon of choice, when attempting to kill me.
*Kiko wakes up in a dark cellar, tied to a chair with barbed-wire*
Kiko: H-hey!
Choo: Hello...KIKO! *lightning strikes*
Kiko: What? Hey CHOO! Get me out of here!
*Choo pulls out condom*
Kiko: Choo, no! This is too ironic!
Choo: Your death only costed 3 cents to make!
Kiko: NOOOO!
Kiko: Wait Choo; what about the chair and the barbed-wire? Surely they costed money!
*Choo gets lost in thought*
Saucer: Good try, SNEAK-O!
Kiko: Saucer?! Not you! Sneak-o?
Choo: Die, LOVER-BOY! *attempts to wrap Kiko's head in condom*
*Kiko wakes up*
Kiko: Oh, just a bad dream.
Choo, 38, wedding ring on finger: What's wrong, Kik?
Kiko: NOOOOOOOOO!
*Crypt-keeper wraps things up*
Kiko: H-hey!
Choo: Hello...KIKO! *lightning strikes*
Kiko: What? Hey CHOO! Get me out of here!
*Choo pulls out condom*
Kiko: Choo, no! This is too ironic!
Choo: Your death only costed 3 cents to make!
Kiko: NOOOO!
Kiko: Wait Choo; what about the chair and the barbed-wire? Surely they costed money!
*Choo gets lost in thought*
Saucer: Good try, SNEAK-O!
Kiko: Saucer?! Not you! Sneak-o?
Choo: Die, LOVER-BOY! *attempts to wrap Kiko's head in condom*
*Kiko wakes up*
Kiko: Oh, just a bad dream.
Choo, 38, wedding ring on finger: What's wrong, Kik?
Kiko: NOOOOOOOOO!
*Crypt-keeper wraps things up*
by Kiko February 8, 2004
Get the condom mug.1. A cosmic symbol formed by four intersecting red triangles encased within a black polyhedron with its four arms bent in various angles.
2. The emblem of the Shintu.
2. The emblem of the Shintu.
by Kiko December 17, 2003
Get the Klandakian Star mug.1. The "private area" of a female; specifically the area starting with the VULVA and ending with the uterus.
2. A wimpy individual.
2. A wimpy individual.
by Kiko February 8, 2004
Get the vaginus-maximus mug.1. Appearance
2. Physical appearance, especially when pleasing.
3. A distinctive, unified manner of dress or fashion.
2. Physical appearance, especially when pleasing.
3. A distinctive, unified manner of dress or fashion.
Kiko: The artifaction for this fall will be...this 1700s Kabuto Samurai Hat
Fashion guru: So garish!
Kiko: Quiet!
Fashion guru: So garish!
Kiko: Quiet!
by Kiko July 18, 2004
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