kiko's definitions

Wenile

1. A silly, foolish, or cowardly person
2. A penis

That wenile doesn't stand a chance against Lewis!

by Kiko December 16, 2003

Kid Howren

Hero of the west.

"Kid Howren's number 1!...in the West! Best in the West!"
"I thought the Braves were best in the west.."
"No dummy, this isn't 1992."

by Kiko December 17, 2003

condom

1. A scabbard for the wenile, as used to stop spoimies from gettin' in the vaginus-maximus; sometimes made to fit in TO the vaginus-maximus.

2. Choo's weapon of choice, when attempting to kill me.

*Kiko wakes up in a dark cellar, tied to a chair with barbed-wire*

Kiko: H-hey!
Choo: Hello...KIKO! *lightning strikes*
Kiko: What? Hey CHOO! Get me out of here!
*Choo pulls out condom*
Kiko: Choo, no! This is too ironic!
Choo: Your death only costed 3 cents to make!
Kiko: NOOOO!
Kiko: Wait Choo; what about the chair and the barbed-wire? Surely they costed money!
*Choo gets lost in thought*
Saucer: Good try, SNEAK-O!
Kiko: Saucer?! Not you! Sneak-o?
Choo: Die, LOVER-BOY! *attempts to wrap Kiko's head in condom*
*Kiko wakes up*
Kiko: Oh, just a bad dream.
Choo, 38, wedding ring on finger: What's wrong, Kik?
Kiko: NOOOOOOOOO!
*Crypt-keeper wraps things up*

by Kiko February 8, 2004

bonkler

An idiot; a know-nothing.

Don't be a bonkler, vote for Kerry!

by Kiko June 26, 2004

Koto

1. A Japanese musical instrument with silk strings.
2. Hoyo?

Koto: What you talking.
*radio static*
Kiko: Thiis is my worst definition, to date!
*radio static*
Koto: Ipié!

by Kiko February 3, 2004

Kikotfantan

1. The man of the hour, the deathly power!
2. Former King of the United States of America.
3. THE champ.
4. A secretive jerk whose asshole rating is high amongst stupid and unoriginal persons, and low amongst bright and signature individuals.
5. From the Athanatian language: Child Shadow. (Kiko + fantan)

"That Kikotfantan guy is such a jerkoff!"
"You're just saying that because he moded you, HARD!"
"Shut up."
"Well, it's true..."

by Kiko February 1, 2004

Yo-girl

A caucasian female who embraces the urban language/lifestyle.

Stupid yo-girl wouldn't go out with me because I don't have a lame souped-up CRX, and can't hang with her loser car-club pals.

by Kiko December 16, 2003