tardus extremus

An exceedingly dull-witted person; also "tardus-extremus."

Mike is a tardus extremus.

by Kiko February 04, 2004

eggshen

crazy fucking old guy that has a lazy eye, is slunched over, and has a limp

that eggshen motherfucker bugged the crap outta me so i kicked his fucken cane from under him

by kiko March 09, 2005

Fodador

Slang: A fucker.

Blamed Fodadores!

by Kiko December 17, 2003

Tomás Estrada

A wonderful, highly intelligent, and super-d-duper guy!

Tomás Estrada: To know him is to love him!
Those who know him..love him!
Those who do not know him...love him, from afar!

by Kiko February 02, 2004

Tomás Estrada

Tico of the year award-winner: 2002, 2003.

...and your winner, for a second year in a row: Tomás Estrada!

by Kiko February 02, 2004

faggin

1. A commoner, especially one that is easily influenced.

Tomás: Man, there are too many people in here!
Kiko: Faggin-slicer, ACTIVATE!
Constable: Stop there, evil-doer!
Kiko: SMOKE YOU, flatfoot! *throws smoke-bomb, disappears*
Tomás: *sigh* How much is this going to cost me?
Constable: Let's you just drop them pants..
Tomás: !
Tomás: Ki-KOOOOOO! *camera pans out*

by Kiko October 04, 2004

hurf-durf

Noun;

A person that is not to be taken seriously.

Jerkden: Play my card game!
Kiko: Well, I don't know how...it's complicated, and I don't feel like learning that shite.
Jerkden: It's okay, be like Dackson. He's no good at the game, but he plays anyway and has fun.
Kiko: Well, Dackson will be the lone hurf-durf; I'm not playing!
Jerkden: Suit yourself.
*Kiko punches Jerkden*

by Kiko April 30, 2004