kezuke's definitions

Spanny

The female version of the insulting word spanner. Comes from a mixture of spanner and fanny.

"Stop playing with the bouncy ball you spanny, you're 24 for crying out loud!"

by kezuke June 18, 2007

Wrongen

When someone or something is not right, they are referred to as a wrongen

"Those jesbians are proper wrongens!"

by kezuke June 18, 2007

Vibes

When your phone is in your pocket and on vibrate only and someone texts or phones you.

"Ooh I've got vibes"

by kezuke June 18, 2007

G-Devs

This refers to anybody who fits this description;
A supervisor of 101 and 102 test, as well as inspection. They have a quick funny walk, greying hair, and tan insanely quick. They also like to run bare milage every evening in a purple shell suit.

"oh look, G-devs has had his silver highlights re-done"

by kezuke June 19, 2007

Damo

When something has been bigged up and over hyped for a period of time, and when you finally get to see it, it is an absolute let down.

"Rooney was a bit of a damo when he came on and played the second half"

by kezuke June 18, 2007

Yelly bed

Refers to the yellow stains on your newly purchased Dr Martin steel toe caps.

"oh bugger, me Docs are yelly bedded up to the max already"

by kezuke June 18, 2007

Muller riced

This is when you have eaten so much that you are well and truely stuffed and cannot eat anymore

"Do you want some trifle?"
"No ta, I'm muller riced"

by kezuke June 18, 2007