kez's definitions

pooj

the cheaper version of the famous colone brand 'Joop'. Originates from Turkey. Smells like sprouts and the inside of an ass..

"I just baught this Pooj from a Turkish man..wait a minute =o This isnt Joop! Its pooj!" dun dun duunn

by Kez April 5, 2005

romp

To Hug / Hump an object / person
Verb - To Romp
Adjective - Romp-a-viché

One day I was walking by wearing nothing but small, leather panties, and this guy comes up and romps me! =D

by Kez January 24, 2005

polyphrasticontranominegalondulation

The overuse of long words.

Mentioned in The Age (Australian newspaper) Letters to the Editor section in the early 90's by someone looking for the longest word in the english language. Also a short lived zine in Melbourne.

In Yes Minister, Humphrey uses polyphrasticontranominegalondulation to manipulate the activities of the Minister.

by kez April 15, 2004

Domino Effect Rape

A domino effect rape is when the rapist himself is raped after raping someone else.

Hey man Karim just got raped by Anthony.

Really? Cos Anthony just got raped by big Al.

Shit man, thats domino effect rape!

by Kez September 1, 2008

Jugganaught

This is a cool word which my friend Anna uses ALL THE TIME!!! its often used in random conversations.

Guy 1:My
Guy 2:Jugganaught
Guy 1:Tastes
Guy 2:Like
Guy 1:Fried
Guy 2: DoDo =)

by Kez December 12, 2004

Thuck

some1 with a lisp saying "suck" mainly used on the net, for taking the piss out of sum1 =)

1)Your new hair thuckth!
2)She thellth thea shellth on the thea shore, the thells that she thellth are thea shellth im sure =)

by Kez December 12, 2004

Bank Account

A Man's Privial parts! Sound's weird, i know, but drawing money out of a bank account is sorta the same as drawing man-juice out of a shlong!

"His bank account was empty by the time I finished with him!"

by Kez December 11, 2004