Urban Dictionary: Definitions by kevin

Asshole parking

To take up two parking spaces with one vehicle, where one would have sufficed.

Can you asshole park for me so that when I come back later I can fit my car next to yours.

by Kevin October 11, 2003

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do the math

1-What you tell someone when they can't figure out what someone or something actually means before explaining it to them

2- To figure out what will happen because of a certain event

1-Person 1: Why do you think my mom's a ho?
Person 2: Dude, do the math, she goes out every night wearing a tube top and a thong.

2-Person 1: "So why do you think she's going to break up with me?"
Person 2: "Do the math, man. She's moving to another state. You can try to keep it together but eventually she's gonna dump you"

by Kevin April 7, 2005

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New England Patriots

A football team in the NFL. They were orginally an AFL team in the 1960's, but merged with the NFL in the AFL/NFL merger in 1970's. They had a bad team threw the 70's, a good team in '85, and a bad team until 1997 when they were beat by the Packers in the Super Bowl. They beat the Rams in '01 in the Super Bowl and the Panthers in '03. They'll win it in '04.

The Patriots have so many good players, there is no way they can win!

by Kevin January 16, 2005

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man clam

a homosexual males anus.

John went clubbing in search of some man clam.

by kevin December 3, 2006

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reality tv

A cash cow that has been milked to death by Fox, ABC, and MTV. The concept was interesting at first, but now the only thing interesting about it is seeing how low the networks will go for ratings. If you watched "Who's Your Daddy?" or "Who wants To Marry A Multi-Millionaire?", you'll know exactly what I'm talking about. Besides, most of it is staged, anyway.

Just watch the news if you want reality.

by Kevin May 13, 2005

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