kevin's definitions

SFW

SFW (adj): An acronym meaning "sexy in a friend way."

Peter: Hello, Joan.
Joan: Hey!
Peter: I think that you're very SFW, Joan.
Joan: Why thank you. You're quite SFW yourself.

by Kevin March 18, 2005

Ol' Mr. Platypus that walks with a limp

it is another word for a wang, dong, etc. . .

Timmy looked at Ol' Mr. Platypus that walks with a limp for hours last night.

by Kevin November 5, 2003

deftist

Kevinistic; Loving all that is. All that exists, no matter the persuasion.

I have become quite deftist in my actions lately when regarding the court guests.

by Kevin June 11, 2006

hershey mark

1. When you don't wipe your ass good and a brown mark of shit is left on your underwear like melted hershey chocolate.

2. Also known as a skid mark.

Donovan didn't wipe his ass good and later found a hershey mark on his Batman underwear.

by Kevin July 25, 2004

turkey

a term used for when a guy comes on a guys face and lets it drip off his chin so it hangs off like that ugly shit on a turkeys chin, the man then licks it off and gets a good riding!

We did a turkey: he had to be tied up first though.......

by Kevin December 5, 2003

Fuckin A

A world usually exclamed after being surprised.

Jenny: Hey billy, i baked you these cookies
Johnny: Fuckin A

by Kevin March 10, 2004

santa

A stalker.

How else does he know when youre sleeping, or when you're naughty or nice?

by Kevin December 30, 2003