kevin's definitions

idiot box

1) see i-box.
2) something that adults that act like children (under the ocean) play in and use their "imaginaaation".

1) Shut up you idiot box!
2) Let's go play in the idiot box!

by Kevin December 19, 2003

hidey ho

A greeting, sometimes unwelcomed, from a neighbor. Said by both Wilson Wilson, Jr. on "Home Improvement" and Ned Flanders on "The Simpsons".

Hidey ho, neighborino!

by Kevin July 30, 2008

Banfu

b*tch ass n*gga f*ck u

instead of saying the whole thing just say banfu

by Kevin May 1, 2006

light it up like a christmas tree

Phrase commonly used in the military for blowing the hell out of an enemy position. Plenty of bombs, missles, bullets etc.

They need to go into North Korea and light it up like a christmas tree.

by Kevin February 12, 2007

Faedra

Fernando's Lord and Master.

Fernando is owned by Faedra

by Kevin January 18, 2004

lacrosse

1. A game in which two 10-member teams attempt to send a small ball into each other's netted goal, each player being equipped with a crosse or stick at the end of which is a netted pocket for catching, carrying, or throwing the ball.
2. Canadaian slang for masturbation.
3. The name of the Buick LaCrosse, causing many giggles in Quebec.

Example 1:
Guy 1: I play lacrosse.
Guy 2: What are you, a woman?
Guy 1: No, but I like the women on my team.
Guy 2: Dude, but they're totally butch!
Guy 1: I like it that way.

Example 2:
Québécois 1: Voulez-vous aller à la bibliothèque?
Québécois 2: Pas, je veux rentrer à la maison et lacrosse.

Example 3:
Québécois: Oh ho ho, le nom de cette voiture est très drôle!

by Kevin January 13, 2009

got chili'd

when one party deficates on the other party in one way or the other.

:i got chili'd by lauren...
:thats fucking gross.

by kevin February 9, 2005