kevin's definitions

<3

When you turn your head to the left, <3 looks like a person with a ballsack mouth wearing a dunce cap.

Someone: <3
Someone else: That's gross!
Someone: ?

by Kevin July 22, 2008

barberphobe

Derogatory term for a male who has very long hair. Derived from notion that such people don't cut their hair because they're afraid of barbers.

That boy in French class has a ponytail. What a barberphobe!

by Kevin July 30, 2008

hidey ho

A greeting, sometimes unwelcomed, from a neighbor. Said by both Wilson Wilson, Jr. on "Home Improvement" and Ned Flanders on "The Simpsons".

Hidey ho, neighborino!

by Kevin July 30, 2008

Dish Crotch

When manually washing dishes, water splashes onto your crotch, often time giving you water saturated pants leaving you with a moist and damp crotch.

Kevin "I was washing the dishes at work, and the water sprayer soaked my apron through out the day. Then my apron could no longer hold any more water and soaked through to my pants. Then my pants were so wet, that my underwear was wet. And then my under wear was drenched, that my crotch was wet, moist, and damp. I had dish crotch"

Rob "I hate that"

by Kevin October 23, 2005

Seven of Nine

Character in Star Trek: Voyager played by Jeri Ryan from 1997-2001. She used to be a Borg, but The Doctor got rid of a lot of her implants. However, she was assimilated as a little girl, so parts of her Borg physiology weren't removable. She's usually seen on Voyager walking around in a grey catsuit and having entire episodes about her "developing her humanity". Concidered by most to be the sexiest character in Star Trek: Voyager, the web is now littered with naked pictures of her.

Neelix: Would you like some eggs?
Seven of Nine: Eggs are irrelivent. I only eat protein shakes.

by Kevin July 29, 2008

carnal knowledge

The euphamish the federal government uses for sex. Doesn't make sense unless you know what "carnal knowledge" is. Otherwise it seems like the government is defining rape as knowing something about females.

"Rape is the carnal knowledge of a female forcibly and against her will."

by Kevin July 14, 2008

Ghetto Conversation

Instead of calling, or walking to a neighbors home, the act of screaming really loudly to communicate.

I didn't know she lived so close that we could have ghetto conversations.

A Ghetto Conversation

"HEY, KEVIN DO YOU WORK TODAY?!"
"NO, YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING?!"
"HELL NO, NOT WITH YOU! JUST WONDERING IF YOUR OUT OF YOU'RE HOUSE OR NOT!"
"OK THANKS!"

by Kevin December 28, 2005