kevin's definitions

goatsed

To be inadvertantly sent to Goatse.cx or another site, such as Tubgirl.com or Bakla.net, under the pretense of the site being an enjoyable experience or providing free CDs.

"So did you find free porn on shitxxx?" "No, turns out I'd been goatsed."

by Kevin August 4, 2003

oxygen magnesium

Abbreviated form is OMg. Originally created to make fun of people who say OMG, so instead you would say "oxygen magnesium!!"

Unfortunately, it was later discovered that it would actually be magnesium oxide (MgO) but the joke still stands.

Some girl: Look at her shoes, aren't they ugly??
You (overhearing the above): Oxygen magnesium!! That's horrible!!

by Kevin December 6, 2003

dib

Like crap or shit

Guy- Oh dib that guy just got shot
Girl- Oh shit.

by Kevin February 11, 2004

professional

a prostitute; the oldest professional

Your girl is loose; she aint nothing but a professional.

by Kevin May 17, 2004

Bot

A forceful carrier of the odds.

That dumb bitch who gave me herpes was a bot.

by Kevin May 13, 2005

GUTAB

Allyson is the coolest and prettiest and coolest girl in the world.

Dang you know who the prettiest girl in the world is one word....GUTAB.

by Kevin July 26, 2004

queerbo

a person who acts gayer than gay gayerson but, who isn't always gay.

Jacque is the queerbo who stole my flowers.

by Kevin July 27, 2004