kevin's definitions

dog bitch

1. a person that is very rude or mean.

2. a one of a kind bitch who never smiles.

Clifford was a dog bitch to his customers before his got his own business last year.

by Kevin July 26, 2004

Funna

Combination of fittin and gunna. To speak about completing a task in the future.

I'm funna do my homework tonight

by Kevin December 2, 2003

Airsoft

A game in which multiple strategic teams use model weapons that exceed the legal power of a paintball gun and fire on each other until the other team is all dead. Uses camouflage and model guns for realism, unlike neon and Super Soaker type guns in paintball.

Ben an I play airsoft, I shot him many times in the face until he bled.

by Kevin March 31, 2003

Arbitrarism

n. Similar to agnosticism, a religion/philosophy that says that there is no omnipotentent god, but a force that controls true chance, not simply the roll of a die, since there are physical factors on that, but true randomness that no physical force could control. This pure randomness is very hard to find and may stretch farther than the creation of the universe.

The Arbitrarite was deep in thought, trying to find true randomness.

by Kevin March 2, 2005

dead zone

in surfing: the area between two swells where the waves arent breaking.

"hmmm, the waves are breaking further out and closer in, i must be in the dead zone."

by kevin September 10, 2003

Weeble

the shit nuggets that get caught in your ass hair

i have weebles

by kevin September 30, 2003

masturbator

The true spelling of one that masturbates.

It's not "masterbater" or "masturbater," it's masturbator. Try spellcheck, pinheads.

by Kevin February 27, 2005