short timer

That bastard co-worker who found a better job and no longer gives a shit about shit.
Don't even bother waking Jim, he's a short timer.
by kevin December 07, 2003
mugGet the short timermug.

Ashanti

Ja Rule and Ashanti
by Kevin November 16, 2003
mugGet the Ashantimug.

fagnut

a huge faggot who likes anal plugs in him and thinks about giving bj's all day, the act of busting a nut while playing with other men.
OMG tod is such a fagnut, he was playing football and busted a nut!
by kevin April 21, 2005
mugGet the fagnutmug.

Swimfan

Becky:Have you seen Swimfan??
Jenny:No
Becky:You whore
by Kevin May 01, 2006
mugGet the Swimfanmug.

spooma

the foam that piss makes in tha can.
you can tell that he didn't flush. the spooma is still there.
by kevin May 13, 2005
mugGet the spoomamug.

Bowneacide

When one attempts to jerk off soon after a prior release without giving the proper amount of down time.
Kevin was watching that favorite scene from that porn again when he committed boneacide.
by Kevin April 25, 2003
mugGet the Bowneacidemug.