Definitions by kerb-stirer

funccubus 

(N) A person that sucks the fun out of everything. It is a portmanteau of the words “fun” and “succubus”.

Jason called me a funccubus because I would not let anyone at the party do shots of Jameson.

funccubus by kerb-stirer May 4, 2020

Mega Bed 

noun) two beds pushed together in Hagerstown Hall to create one MegaBed when your roommate leaves you.

”Yo, Haley, were you sad when your roommate left unexpectedly? No, I created Mega Bed to fill the void."

Mega Bed by kerb-stirer November 21, 2019

Sexy Sara Font

(noun), A very sexually exciting writing font that has hearts over the lower case "i". It is used most often by bubbly bodacious blondes and/ or others making fun of bubbly bodacious blondes.

Jackie said, "Hi Kim just got your text in Sexy Sara Font about the bitchie busty blonde bartender."

Sexy Sara Font by kerb-stirer February 1, 2019

Incident Response Unit 

(Noun) An elite group of individuals that perform diagnostic assessment , positive action, repairs and reporting of building issues.

The Incident Response Unit or the IRU at the University is incredible! They fixed my problems and made sure that they never happened again.

Incident Response Unit by kerb-stirer June 4, 2018

Net HIV Fphobia 

When your portable device will not join a wireless network for fear of getting a virus

Mr. Markie Mark the IT guy said that my phone did not have a Net HIV Fphobia , but it did have a ID-10-T issue.

Net HIV Fphobia by kerb-stirer June 4, 2018

Sip and See 

An organized drinking party for your penis. Friends and family are invited to meet the little guy. Alcohol or non- alcoholic drinks could be served. Given in lieu of a BJ.

My parents would like to host a sip and see so our friends and theirs can meet your junk.

Sip and See by kerb-stirer May 26, 2018

Weak Face 

In a hurry? Apply Weak Face. It is when you apply a little makeup to your face instead of a whole shit ton. Once you've moisturized you can create a natural makeup look by applying concealer to any blemishes and under your eyes, then apply powder foundation to the rest of your face.

The head administrator had to attend a funeral at work today. She applied a thin layer of "weak face". Not the usual slutty and whoring caked on face love that she usually wears.

Weak Face by kerb-stirer May 26, 2018