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Cuntalingus

(Verb) the act of performing oral sex on a very "bitchy" woman.
John, last night I met this woman and she made me go down on her. She kept grabbing my head and telling me how I wasn't doing it right. I hate giving "Cuntalingus".
by kerb-stirer August 10, 2014
mugGet the Cuntalingusmug.

The Queen of Science

(Noun) a female teacher of science who promotes learning with royal enthusiasm and a high concentration of energy.
I have a class with “The Queen of Science” this weekend and we will be studying ETHYL ALCOHOL mixology effects on students.
by kerb-stirer September 21, 2013
mugGet the The Queen of Sciencemug.

Taint-a-licious

The "pleasure" produced by gently stroking the soft supple skin between the anus and the genitals.
Patty that thing you were going around my back side last night was "Taint-a-licious".
by kerb-stirer August 8, 2014
mugGet the Taint-a-liciousmug.

Duck's Nuts

Noun, (singular) to be excellent or of a very high standard, synonym- the "bee's knees"
That bartender Cameron at Ramphearts is the "duck's nuts". He provides excellent service and is an extremely witty storyteller.
by kerb-stirer March 2, 2017
mugGet the Duck's Nutsmug.

Incident Response Unit

(Noun) An elite group of individuals that perform diagnostic assessment , positive action, repairs and reporting of building issues.
The Incident Response Unit or the IRU at the University is incredible! They fixed my problems and made sure that they never happened again.
by kerb-stirer June 4, 2018
mugGet the Incident Response Unitmug.

Tampobling

(noun) an artistic string of metallic or porcelain beads added to the string of a inserted tampon.
Hey Girl, since your Aunt Flow is in town we should make the best of this bloody situation. Please come over tonight and I’ll get my tweezers out and jazz up that tampon string with some “Tampobling”.
by kerb-stirer November 2, 2013
mugGet the Tampoblingmug.

Sip and See

An organized drinking party for your penis. Friends and family are invited to meet the little guy. Alcohol or non- alcoholic drinks could be served. Given in lieu of a BJ.
My parents would like to host a sip and see so our friends and theirs can meet your junk.
by kerb-stirer May 26, 2018
mugGet the Sip and Seemug.

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