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Mentor of Merrymaking

(Noun) An educator of gifted individuals that specializes in teaching the fine art of merriment, drinking and all things jolly.
Jacqueline is the first “mentor of merrymaking” to participate in the 40 year old gifted parents spring winery tour and deck party.
by kerb-stirer September 20, 2014
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Incident Response Unit

(Noun) An elite group of individuals that perform diagnostic assessment , positive action, repairs and reporting of building issues.
The Incident Response Unit or the IRU at the University is incredible! They fixed my problems and made sure that they never happened again.
by kerb-stirer June 4, 2018
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The Queen of Science

(Noun) a female teacher of science who promotes learning with royal enthusiasm and a high concentration of energy.
I have a class with “The Queen of Science” this weekend and we will be studying ETHYL ALCOHOL mixology effects on students.
by kerb-stirer September 21, 2013
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Duck's Nuts

Noun, (singular) to be excellent or of a very high standard, synonym- the "bee's knees"
That bartender Cameron at Ramphearts is the "duck's nuts". He provides excellent service and is an extremely witty storyteller.
by kerb-stirer March 2, 2017
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Taint-a-licious

The "pleasure" produced by gently stroking the soft supple skin between the anus and the genitals.
Patty that thing you were going around my back side last night was "Taint-a-licious".
by kerb-stirer August 8, 2014
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Mega Bed

noun) two beds pushed together in Hagerstown Hall to create one MegaBed when your roommate leaves you.
”Yo, Haley, were you sad when your roommate left unexpectedly? No, I created Mega Bed to fill the void."
by kerb-stirer November 21, 2019
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Weak Face

In a hurry? Apply Weak Face. It is when you apply a little makeup to your face instead of a whole shit ton. Once you've moisturized you can create a natural makeup look by applying concealer to any blemishes and under your eyes, then apply powder foundation to the rest of your face.
The head administrator had to attend a funeral at work today. She applied a thin layer of "weak face". Not the usual slutty and whoring caked on face love that she usually wears.
by kerb-stirer May 26, 2018
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