kerb-stirer's definitions

Weak Face

In a hurry? Apply Weak Face. It is when you apply a little makeup to your face instead of a whole shit ton. Once you've moisturized you can create a natural makeup look by applying concealer to any blemishes and under your eyes, then apply powder foundation to the rest of your face.

The head administrator had to attend a funeral at work today. She applied a thin layer of "weak face". Not the usual slutty and whoring caked on face love that she usually wears.

by kerb-stirer May 26, 2018

Sip and See

An organized drinking party for your penis. Friends and family are invited to meet the little guy. Alcohol or non- alcoholic drinks could be served. Given in lieu of a BJ.

My parents would like to host a sip and see so our friends and theirs can meet your junk.

by kerb-stirer May 26, 2018

Dang-dang noodle

(Noun) Any item or thing relating to the culture, food, animal or mineral of Asia.

Mr. Waldner and I went down to Chinatown to look at all the crazy hats, bowls and Dang-dang noodle displayed in the shop windows.

by kerb-stirer August 10, 2014

The Queen of Science

(Noun) a female teacher of science who promotes learning with royal enthusiasm and a high concentration of energy.

I have a class with “The Queen of Science” this weekend and we will be studying ETHYL ALCOHOL mixology effects on students.

by kerb-stirer September 21, 2013

Taint-a-licious

The "pleasure" produced by gently stroking the soft supple skin between the anus and the genitals.

Patty that thing you were going around my back side last night was "Taint-a-licious".

by kerb-stirer August 8, 2014

Duck's Nuts

Noun, (singular) to be excellent or of a very high standard, synonym- the "bee's knees"

That bartender Cameron at Ramphearts is the "duck's nuts". He provides excellent service and is an extremely witty storyteller.

by kerb-stirer March 2, 2017

Mega Bed

noun) two beds pushed together in Hagerstown Hall to create one MegaBed when your roommate leaves you.

”Yo, Haley, were you sad when your roommate left unexpectedly? No, I created Mega Bed to fill the void."

by kerb-stirer November 21, 2019