kerb-stirer's definitions

Dang-dang noodle

(Noun) Any item or thing relating to the culture, food, animal or mineral of Asia.

Mr. Waldner and I went down to Chinatown to look at all the crazy hats, bowls and Dang-dang noodle displayed in the shop windows.

by kerb-stirer August 10, 2014

Sip and See

An organized drinking party for your penis. Friends and family are invited to meet the little guy. Alcohol or non- alcoholic drinks could be served. Given in lieu of a BJ.

My parents would like to host a sip and see so our friends and theirs can meet your junk.

by kerb-stirer May 26, 2018

Cuntalingus

(Verb) the act of performing oral sex on a very "bitchy" woman.

John, last night I met this woman and she made me go down on her. She kept grabbing my head and telling me how I wasn't doing it right. I hate giving "Cuntalingus".

by kerb-stirer August 10, 2014

The Queen of Science

(Noun) a female teacher of science who promotes learning with royal enthusiasm and a high concentration of energy.

I have a class with “The Queen of Science” this weekend and we will be studying ETHYL ALCOHOL mixology effects on students.

by kerb-stirer September 21, 2013

Taint-a-licious

The "pleasure" produced by gently stroking the soft supple skin between the anus and the genitals.

Patty that thing you were going around my back side last night was "Taint-a-licious".

by kerb-stirer August 8, 2014

Duck's Nuts

Noun, (singular) to be excellent or of a very high standard, synonym- the "bee's knees"

That bartender Cameron at Ramphearts is the "duck's nuts". He provides excellent service and is an extremely witty storyteller.

by kerb-stirer March 2, 2017

Tampobling

(noun) an artistic string of metallic or porcelain beads added to the string of a inserted tampon.

Hey Girl, since your Aunt Flow is in town we should make the best of this bloody situation. Please come over tonight and I’ll get my tweezers out and jazz up that tampon string with some “Tampobling”.

by kerb-stirer November 2, 2013