kerb-stirer's definitions

Taint-a-licious

The "pleasure" produced by gently stroking the soft supple skin between the anus and the genitals.

Patty that thing you were going around my back side last night was "Taint-a-licious".

by kerb-stirer August 8, 2014

Cuntalingus

(Verb) the act of performing oral sex on a very "bitchy" woman.

John, last night I met this woman and she made me go down on her. She kept grabbing my head and telling me how I wasn't doing it right. I hate giving "Cuntalingus".

by kerb-stirer August 10, 2014

Dang-dang noodle

(Noun) Any item or thing relating to the culture, food, animal or mineral of Asia.

Mr. Waldner and I went down to Chinatown to look at all the crazy hats, bowls and Dang-dang noodle displayed in the shop windows.

by kerb-stirer August 10, 2014

Mentor of Merrymaking

(Noun) An educator of gifted individuals that specializes in teaching the fine art of merriment, drinking and all things jolly.

Jacqueline is the first “mentor of merrymaking” to participate in the 40 year old gifted parents spring winery tour and deck party.

by kerb-stirer September 20, 2014

Tampobling

(noun) an artistic string of metallic or porcelain beads added to the string of a inserted tampon.

Hey Girl, since your Aunt Flow is in town we should make the best of this bloody situation. Please come over tonight and I’ll get my tweezers out and jazz up that tampon string with some “Tampobling”.

by kerb-stirer November 2, 2013

Hot Cosby

unlawful sexual intercourse or any other sexual penetration of the vagina, anus, or mouth of another person, with or without force, by a sex organ, other body part, or foreign object, without the consent of the victim.

William gave that girl a drink that knocked her out before he gave her a Hot Cosby while she was sleeping.

by kerb-stirer November 3, 2015

Sexy Sara Font

(noun), A very sexually exciting writing font that has hearts over the lower case "i". It is used most often by bubbly bodacious blondes and/ or others making fun of bubbly bodacious blondes.

Jackie said, "Hi Kim just got your text in Sexy Sara Font about the bitchie busty blonde bartender."

by kerb-stirer February 1, 2019