5 definitions by kennykenalot
Wow, your dad is a Breakspert. He makes the best waffles I've ever had! And a damn good omelet to boot
by kennykenalot August 29, 2015
A tightwad that will drive 20 miles out of their way just to buy cigarettes for 10 cents less than at the corner store by their house.
Store owner:
"Damn guy will buy his lotto, beer, and crack pipe here, but they won't buy my Camels, 'cuz I'm too damn high. Fuckin' cigarette driver.
"Damn guy will buy his lotto, beer, and crack pipe here, but they won't buy my Camels, 'cuz I'm too damn high. Fuckin' cigarette driver.
by kennykenalot October 28, 2010
When you are at the breaking point of pissing or shitting your pants. You can't run because that would shake it all out.
Who left the shitty underwear in the men's room?
That guy doing the emergency walk a few minutes ago
That guy doing the emergency walk a few minutes ago
by kennykenalot May 13, 2015
The antithesis of the Governator (Arnold, Governor of California)
Our great leader, director of the stimulus package. Obama pushed the Stimulus package through Congress and the Senate.
Our great leader, director of the stimulus package. Obama pushed the Stimulus package through Congress and the Senate.
I got a great job rebuilding a bridge brought to you by the Stimulator... it kept me from losing my house!
by kennykenalot February 7, 2009
what you get on a weekly or bi-weekly basis for services rendered and you 1) pray it'll clear, or 2) pray it'll cover all your bills.
"Man I hope my praycheck is good this week. Last time I walked into the bank they laughed at me when they saw who it was from"
or
"God, I hope my praycheck'll cover my car payment... I don't want it to get repossessed again."
or
"God, I hope my praycheck'll cover my car payment... I don't want it to get repossessed again."
by kennykenalot January 2, 2009