10 definitions by kellybex

Mysterious Male Friend

New friend of one of your maybe gaybe buddy.

"Did Joe bring a date?" "Nah, he was with one of his Mysterious Male Friends."

"Dude, ran into your buddy Steve. Wearing guyliner. With a Mysterious Male Friend."

by kellybex July 20, 2009

Festival of Whores

Place where there are lots of available women.

"Dude, how was the action in Dewey?" "Awesome, it was like a Festival of Whores."

by kellybex July 20, 2009

fearscinated

A combination of FEAR and FASCINATION. Fascinated horror...you're intrigued, yet terrified, and you can't look away.

Susi: "I can't believe you like Honey Boo Boo!"
Me: "I don't like her -- I'm fearscinated by her."

"I find Jessica Simpson's Weight Watchers journey fearscinating!"

by kellybex January 3, 2013

whoregasm

the intense orgasm had after doing something very slutty...

"I know I shouldn't have cheated on Ted...but I had such a whoregasm w/Rob..."

or

"I felt so slutty wearing that bondage outfit but WOW - what a whoregasm!"

by kellybex September 1, 2009

Cougar Mange

This is the opposite of cougar maintenance. Someone with gray roots growing out, unwaxed brows and girly bits, bitten nails, etc. Not ready for the Hunt!

Oh no, Hope! We're going to that party tonight and you have Cougar Mange. You better get that business taken care of fast!

Can you believe that Kathie showed up here with Cougar Mange? Someone get her to the salon asap!

by kellybex December 14, 2009

cougwhore

A cougwhore is a woman who *thinks* she is a cougar but is actually just an Old Whore.

"Dude, way too many cougwhores down at the Harbor tonight."

"Does this ankle bracelet make me look like a cougwhore?

"Guess I should get my brassy blonde hair toned down. Don't wanna look like a cougwhore at Happy Hour"

by kellybex July 16, 2009

Cougar Maintenance

The mani/pedis, the highlights, workouts, facials, waxing, botox, etc. that keep Cougars 'in the hunt.' Otherwise, without said Cougar Maintenance, the Cougar risks looking like an Old Whore.

"Where's Tina today? Oh, she had to go for some Cougar Maintenance at the spa."

"Did you see Rachel? Girlfriend better go do some Cougar Maintenance."

by kellybex November 19, 2009