7 definitions by keldard
A notorious 17th century sex-worker, known for her big ol set of titty balls.
Little known fact, that despite all the attention to her tittyballs, those who knew here best spoke quite fondly of what Cunty was able to pull out of her ass. Legend has it that she once stored a Leprechaun on her insides for three glorious nights.
Little known fact, that despite all the attention to her tittyballs, those who knew here best spoke quite fondly of what Cunty was able to pull out of her ass. Legend has it that she once stored a Leprechaun on her insides for three glorious nights.
by keldard January 30, 2019
A rare genetic condition which targets the gluteal muscles of adult humans, transforming them, over time, into a sandwich.
by keldard May 31, 2020
Sarah was blobbing me off gloriously, until I looked down and noticed it was Hank all along. Hank...what a kidder!
by keldard January 30, 2011
meat-seeking gristle noun \ˈpē-nəs\
: the part of the body of men and male animals that is used for sex and through which urine leaves the body
: the part of the body of men and male animals that is used for sex and through which urine leaves the body
Chad: "My boss is a real meat-seeking gristle head."
Barbara: "I know that you're proud of your new word, and it's not the least clever play on words I've ever heard from you, but-"
Chad: "MEAT-SEEKING GRISTLE!!!"
Barbara: "I know that you're proud of your new word, and it's not the least clever play on words I've ever heard from you, but-"
Chad: "MEAT-SEEKING GRISTLE!!!"
by keldard June 9, 2014
noun- The truckstop breakfast emerged out of long distances between service stops, hemorrhoids, and man-hunger. Usually performed as 'soixante-neuf' (or 69), two typically bearded truck drivers gingerly nibble one another's hemorrhoids until both are satiated.
by keldard January 30, 2011
by keldard January 30, 2011
noun- Ukrainian term meaning 'dirty heroin' or filthy, home-crafted, bangable narcotic.
verb- 1. The injection of 'dirty heroin' (shirkaing/shirkaed).
verb- 1. The injection of 'dirty heroin' (shirkaing/shirkaed).
Put in extra toilet water, Yuri, this batch of shirka is going to score us the mad vagina, yes?
Svetlana got so shirkaed, she tried to convince me and Oleh to go and mung some guy who had just been buried. Gross.
Svetlana got so shirkaed, she tried to convince me and Oleh to go and mung some guy who had just been buried. Gross.
by keldard January 27, 2011