keepskatin'bro's definitions

youtube troll

someone who trolls youtube comments, usually by saying something controversial or that will piss people off. these can be found at the comments section on a youtube video.(duh). most commonly trolled videos are Metal music videos,obama speeches. ones that trolls metal videos often have a screen name like "justinbeibergirl" or "disneyrox12".people who rely on the anomimity of the internet. people who no one gives a shit about so they piss people off over the computer.

youtube troll on "Death Walking Terror by cannibal corpse

JBr00ls: "no one likes metal you are a loser for liking it"
any given name:"obvious troll. get a life and fuck off".

by keepskatin'bro November 29, 2011

fox

a network that is very conserveative,hates liberals, yet airs shows like family guy that critisize theyre own network's republican views and hypocrisy of airing liberal shows.

fox. Frustrated Old Xenophobes

by keepskatin'bro October 23, 2011

screamo

a term which refers to punky emo bands in the 90s. however dip shit teenagers will call metal, or any other music(even crunk-rap) with guttural vocals "screamo". basically like people calling earlobe stretching "gauging",people repeate phrases like these because its what they heard, from more dipshit teenagers.

metalhead 1:cannibal corpse fucking rules!
scene fag:oh meh gawd u liek screemo too?!
metalhead 1: this isnt screamo. these guys have actual knowledge of musical theory.do you even know how to play a minor scale fag? metal pwns the shit out of punk.
scene fag:liek its not punk!!!
(metalhead 1 kills scene fag)

by keepskatin'bro June 9, 2011

Vans

CONFORMIST SHOE. worn by everyone now. the thin ones were what skaters wear when there not skating. although now EVERYONE wears them. the 50 something year old bitch biology teacher, the emos, the preps, the jocks. they used to be cool but now mostly non skaters wear them. so get choself some emerica winos

preppy girl:"liek omg i luv vans and hollister"
jock/bully:"skaters are fags, i love vans"
emo:"i like vans"
skater:"damn, vans was the origional skate shoe... but now sells more to non skaters than skaters... f that im getting winos"

by keepskatin'bro December 11, 2012

Guido

in a nutshell, a guido is a male italian-esque american.they have been HEAVILY popularized by jersey shore.(females are guidettes). they love the concept of GTL. they are very conceded, and try to find the absolute most hard hair spiker for theyre hair, and use WAY too much of it(these products are for 8 inch mohawks, yet they think they work well for 1 inch spikes or fauxhawk. they have black hair.) why am i talking about theyre hair? becuase its a BIG part of guido culture.(just check youtube, they have totorials from the show on how to do a blowout). they are orange skin idiots who are really conceded.

guido

by keepskatin'bro December 11, 2011

Tapout

An MMA type clothing company. before this brand was popular, people who actually train wore these. unfortunatly once UFC got popular the brand got a bad rap because nowadays only fat kids and bros who dont even train wear these shirts.

MMA fighter driving home from gym waits at red light:"wow this guy in front of me is a serious jackass"
Bro in lifted truck with tapout stick on rear windsheild proceedes to blow smoke from muffler onto the fighter's toyota corolla. MMA fighter folows truck home and then beats the crap out of driver. MMA fighter thinks to himself, "what has happened to tapout fans".

by keepskatin'bro August 21, 2011

Jibblethead

Hank hills way of saying retard or dumbass.

"Those environmentalists are jibbletheads"-Hank hill

by keepskatin'bro July 19, 2011