keepskatin'bro's definitions

scene fags

emos who dye theyre hair once a week, call any type of music with screaming "screamo", and have bisexual tendencies towards oliver sykes. epicly fail at being different. basically emos with bright colours.

Metalhead: have you heard lamb of gods new cd?
Scene fags: "oh yeah i love screamo".
Metalhead:"its metal.i should through you into a mosh pit. rip those lip rings right off".
Scene fags:"liek ohmygohd metal is gay".
Metalhead:"Go take it up the ass while gauging your earlobes and listening to BMTH ".

by keepskatin'bro May 13, 2011

Mtv

music telivision. back in the day,(80s)would air some pretty kickass music. has headbangers ball.HAD beavis and butthead. turned from music videos to a chanel promoting orange people, getting pregnant to get famous, and other corporate bullshit.

" theyre used to be a way to STICK it to the man. it was called rock and roll. but wait.oh no. THE MAN ruined that too,with a little thing called MTV!!!" -Jack Black

by keepskatin'bro October 27, 2011

High School Hipsters

kids who wear ray ban glasses, have scragely beards,have "vintage" ironic t shirts,wear fedoras and ride road bikes/fixies. if you like picking low hanging fruit in the form of winning a debate youl want to have a word with them, or punch them, or both. they are douche bags. they go to chipotle to think theyre gritty by eating faux-mexican food. either they grow out of it, or take it with them to college.there they become trust fund fags who go to the record store to walk around for like an hour then drink starbucks and ponder shit that really doesnt affect you or me. henry rollins pwned these tools in this vid on youtube.

high school hipsters

by keepskatin'bro January 2, 2012

Jibblethead

Hank hills way of saying retard or dumbass.

"Those environmentalists are jibbletheads"-Hank hill

by keepskatin'bro July 19, 2011

King of the hill

a show that really isnt funny. a good analogy is basically when you are bored and are eating just to eat, but all you have in the kitchen is stale crackers, watching this show is that, but in a tv show form. or a way to pass time until family guy or simpsons comes on. a show that relfects whats worst about middle america. all the homophobia, latent racism, general close mindedness. life is too short and frustrating to be deprived ofa genuinly funny show.

this show is somewhat sentamental to me, but i will not be affected if i miss an episode. king of the hill is very dry humor.

by keepskatin'bro May 29, 2011

Vans

CONFORMIST SHOE. worn by everyone now. the thin ones were what skaters wear when there not skating. although now EVERYONE wears them. the 50 something year old bitch biology teacher, the emos, the preps, the jocks. they used to be cool but now mostly non skaters wear them. so get choself some emerica winos

preppy girl:"liek omg i luv vans and hollister"
jock/bully:"skaters are fags, i love vans"
emo:"i like vans"
skater:"damn, vans was the origional skate shoe... but now sells more to non skaters than skaters... f that im getting winos"

by keepskatin'bro December 11, 2012

Tapout

An MMA type clothing company. before this brand was popular, people who actually train wore these. unfortunatly once UFC got popular the brand got a bad rap because nowadays only fat kids and bros who dont even train wear these shirts.

MMA fighter driving home from gym waits at red light:"wow this guy in front of me is a serious jackass"
Bro in lifted truck with tapout stick on rear windsheild proceedes to blow smoke from muffler onto the fighter's toyota corolla. MMA fighter folows truck home and then beats the crap out of driver. MMA fighter thinks to himself, "what has happened to tapout fans".

by keepskatin'bro August 21, 2011