keepskatin'bro's definitions

scooterfag

the kids who ride scooters at the skatepark and get in the way of everyone. they are usually 10 years old.

skater:darn, that Scooterfag just cut me off on my way up the ramp.
Scooterfag:retard!
skater: goes to beat up scooterfag, but doesnt when he realizes its a 10 year old kid who rides a toy

by keepskatin'bro November 4, 2011

Gurty

1. A combination of gross and dirty.

guy 1: plays 2 g 1 c and dubstep at same time
guy 2: thats so gurty

by keepskatin'bro August 28, 2012

Vans

CONFORMIST SHOE. worn by everyone now. the thin ones were what skaters wear when there not skating. although now EVERYONE wears them. the 50 something year old bitch biology teacher, the emos, the preps, the jocks. they used to be cool but now mostly non skaters wear them. so get choself some emerica winos

preppy girl:"liek omg i luv vans and hollister"
jock/bully:"skaters are fags, i love vans"
emo:"i like vans"
skater:"damn, vans was the origional skate shoe... but now sells more to non skaters than skaters... f that im getting winos"

by keepskatin'bro December 11, 2012

The Simpsons

Truly the greatest show ever made. period. the setting is still somewhat in the 1990s,yet they still parody things like the i phone and current events, like the bp oil spill,up coming election,ect. the best thing about this show, is the vast world inside of it. matt groening may have a massive ego,acording to some family guy creators.(look at what hes created!!!). family guy has ran out of ideas, turning stewie from a evil genious baby to a latent homosexual adult in a babys body.they got cancelled twice. homers still the same alcoholic fatass who gets into all kinds of crazy shit and they still get alot of ratings. and FG riped off the simpsons,big time. peter is same as homer-alcoholic,fat,stupid,poor judgement,dad. lois,marge-wife,more calm and collected than husband,the one who talks husband out of stupid shit. bart chris-son,does bad at school.(chris and bart are not the same per se,seth had to dodge copyright laws).Meg Lisa-smart,social outcast. stewie maggie-evil baby, no one notics it. maggie has shot someone just like stewie. only maggie did it like 10 years earlier.

the simpsons is a damn good show.

by keepskatin'bro December 1, 2011

Mtv

music telivision. back in the day,(80s)would air some pretty kickass music. has headbangers ball.HAD beavis and butthead. turned from music videos to a chanel promoting orange people, getting pregnant to get famous, and other corporate bullshit.

" theyre used to be a way to STICK it to the man. it was called rock and roll. but wait.oh no. THE MAN ruined that too,with a little thing called MTV!!!" -Jack Black

by keepskatin'bro October 27, 2011

Guido

in a nutshell, a guido is a male italian-esque american.they have been HEAVILY popularized by jersey shore.(females are guidettes). they love the concept of GTL. they are very conceded, and try to find the absolute most hard hair spiker for theyre hair, and use WAY too much of it(these products are for 8 inch mohawks, yet they think they work well for 1 inch spikes or fauxhawk. they have black hair.) why am i talking about theyre hair? becuase its a BIG part of guido culture.(just check youtube, they have totorials from the show on how to do a blowout). they are orange skin idiots who are really conceded.

guido

by keepskatin'bro December 11, 2011

Mcgangbang

a sandwich that is a mc double from mc donalds, and a mc chicken patty in between the two beef pattys. fills you up for two dollars.

mcgangbang is a hobo sandwich

by keepskatin'bro July 19, 2011