1 definition by keepinitreal79
A magical place where unicorns and idiots live. A city run by liars in office who spend money like it grows on trees. A place with unpaved roads for months. Drugs can be had at any street corner. The mayor likes to ski himself. His singing is so bad you'll want to end your life when you hear it. The city is also full of degenerates and hoes. If your shit ain't locked down it'll be stolen or some other guy will be in your girl. Oh yes the police chief is the biggest slumlord in the whole town.
by keepinitreal79 August 22, 2017