Definitions by karbear8459

brotox 

when you and your pal get together and bro out and go get botox together

hey man, we should totally go brotox later

brotox by karbear8459 June 16, 2017

hoe bagged 

v. when your car gets hit from behind

Sorry I was late, some guy got hoe bagged in the middle of route 69.

hoe bagged by karbear8459 May 12, 2017

jake miller 

a situation in which you pretend to get offended by something someone says and you blank stare at them for 1-2 minutes before revieling you were fucking with them the whole time

I just pulled a jake miller on you dude, shoulda seen your face.

jake miller by karbear8459 March 29, 2017

clit commander

good penis

dayum dat boy is packing a clit commander

clit commander by karbear8459 January 26, 2017

shlong slayer

good puss

dayum that girl is hiding a shlong slayer under dem jeans.

shlong slayer by karbear8459 January 26, 2017

baby birding 

v. when vomit is your kink and you exchange vomit in each others mouths during sex

last night me and my s/o were baby birding so hard that i came

baby birding by karbear8459 January 26, 2017

feme pene 

when a female sits down and her pants bunch up, giving her the illusion of having a penis

omg pls don't look at my feme pene!

feme pene by karbear8459 January 21, 2017