jupitermudd's definitions

FairyTale Ending

When both partners climax at the same time.

The sex was so good, we came at the same time; it was a FairyTale Ending.

by jupitermudd December 20, 2010

Textrette's

Sending a completely random text.

I think Lisa is suffering from Textrette's. She just sent me a text saying, "MEN'S ASSES!!!"

by jupitermudd December 20, 2010

chitty chitty he bang bang

to give it (sex) up to a guy.

he better stop playin or i ain't never gonna chitty chitty he bang bang

by jupitermudd October 6, 2010

macaroni and

denotes cheesiness when describing someone or something that's name completes the phrase.

macaroni and bryan adams.

by jupitermudd August 13, 2010

i hate pizza

an analogy of the sarcastic variety used to compare things that you obviously like because there's nobody who dislikes pizza.

i hate sex like i hate pizza.

by jupitermudd August 14, 2010