joe's definitions

aurora

1. 'wow!' (something is amazing)
2. a skin on OGame
3.a colour that is similar to aqua.

1. davE:check out my new jeans
jack:aww! aurora!

2. liutenant:what skin u use on OGame, boss?
boss: Aurora, Lieutenant

3. LIZ:What u paintin ur room?
Rob: Aurora
LIZ: wtf is that mate?
Rob: its a bit like a shade of blue, like aqua!
LIZ: kk

by Joe September 5, 2005

ultimate justice

Three in the stink. The evil step-brother of the shocker and the reverse shocker.

Emily's o-ring was ruined when she received the ultimate justice.

by Joe September 17, 2005

guitar

A stringed instrument that greats like Jimi Hendrix, Carlos Santana, Eric Clapton, and John Frusciante play or played extremely well.

1. You'll never be as good as John, he practices like 17 hours a day. A.K.A. Jesus.

2. Mike Einziger could come close.

3. Santana is the Holy Spirit of guitar.

4. Hendrix is god.

by Joe May 15, 2005

sex coupon

When drinking beer out of a bottle, one might try to peel off the label. People who have tried it, or seen others try, know how hard it is. Supposedly, once you have the label completly off and perfectly inatct, you are able to redeem this label for sex with a person of the opposite sex.

Woah! Chris just got himself a sex coupon, I wonder if Jessica has a double coupon day so I can get some action too.

by Joe May 19, 2005

young

The name Young in Ireland was brought to the country by Scottish and English settlers in the seventeenth century. The main setlement point was in the Province of Ulster where the majority of descendants can still be found.

her last name is young.

by joe May 22, 2005

fresh

another name for "freshman"

yo fresh, give me your lunch money.

by joe June 27, 2005

deuce

2 mile track event. 3218 meters.

im running the deuce tomorrow morning at the track meet.

by joe June 27, 2005