joe's definitions

Maynard James Keenan

vocalist for quite possibly the best band ever formed, a band that pretty much reaches musical perfection, also probably the best singer rock music has ever seen.

not needed

by joe April 1, 2004

j/k

Just Kidding

Your a noob you dam tker, and I am not j/k'n.

by Joe January 8, 2004

cheesedick

See wanker or poindexter.

What a cheesedick. He'll never get laid or have any real friends.

by Joe December 11, 2003

Chex Mex

A nickname given to an italian who looks mexican who also may carry the traits of being tall having a spic-stash clumsy, bad luck, clumsy, weak and unathletic.

that kid adam looks like a Chex Mex

by Joe February 12, 2005

skoch (also skoche)

1) A short period of time

2) To move slightly, to adjust

Wait a skoch, okay?

Let me just skoch it a little

by Joe June 2, 2004

flex

To lend something, or to give something

'brer, flex me yo' fone'

by Joe June 30, 2004

Triad

A a large group of little weak asians that are probably the most pussy-fyed of all major crime gangs. They carry mac-10s and other cheap ass guns because they can not fight. They often work at your local chinese diner or laundry mat.

If a crip/blood were to face a triad in a fight the crip would shred him to bits.

If a skinhead were to face a triad in a fight he would be slayed and served on a plate.

If a Mexican Mafia member were to fight a triad he would be beat to a pulp.

by Joe April 5, 2005