joe's definitions

cm

cum strand - a strand of penis excretion

i have a cm comin out of my ear

by joe December 18, 2004

effed

Used to describe less-than-amusing situations in a more palatable fashion.. like if you had to say it to a purdy girl and you don't wanna cuss in front of her ('cause thats what mean people do) - duh

"Dude, im like so effed.. I let kitty out of the house again, and my mom's gonna be crazy mad at me - cause kitty's mad sniffable and all the dawgs are gonna chase it"

by Joe January 27, 2004

chuck d

ten pound note, so called because it has a picture of charles dickens on it boyeee!

how much do i owe ya?
jus gimme a chuck d mate

by Joe September 23, 2004

Badonkadonk

The affectionately named "Junk in Da Trunk" said on shows such as the Chappelles show. Reffers to a humongous ass ona woman

Man that girl has quite a big ass
Badonkadonk!

by Joe March 20, 2005

elephonkey

a person who has big ears like an elephant and they look like a monkey.

you look like an elephonkey.

by joe January 19, 2004

election

something that just had the stupidest shit ever happen on it

and so senator kerry has conceded form the election

Joe: FUUUUCK!

by Joe November 3, 2004

zymurgy

A death metal band from luxemburg wisconsin containing Joe Dusty and Blayne (last names cant be said)

Yo, Zymurgy broke up after their third practice.

by joe March 21, 2005