9 definitions by jimmycakes

Wind over loaf

When you have a hard stubborn poo inside you that wont come out but you are still farting.

"Wind over loaf farts are the stinkiest."

by jimmycakes March 20, 2016

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bitch parade

A group of attractive, available women.

Q: "What do you want to do for your birthday?" A: "I want to get drunk and have a bitch parade at the house."

by jimmycakes September 29, 2015

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A scrubby, low income person with a limited worldview, low intelligence, a large sense of self entitlement, and very little ambition. These individuals are further characterized by a passion for monster energy drinks and wearing pajamas during the daytime. Also an acronym for: Total Reliance On Government.

" Damn it, i wish these trogs would stop breeding."

by jimmycakes September 29, 2015

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Band-aid bitch

A woman you are dating to help you get over the one you just broke up with.

"Has steve been dating wendy?"
"Yeah but he's still not over carly. Wendy is just his band-aid bitch."

by jimmycakes December 3, 2016

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mud cat

An attractive, perhaps slightly trashy , unestablished, uneducated, usually young, sexually active woman with no children, who is down for a good time and does not have a bad attitude. A typical age for a mud cat is 20- 24. Mudcats are further characterized by somewhat poor/fair decision making abilities, typically low income, and a curiosity to explore sex and relationships with older men. often seen walking places . mud cat is not necessarily a derogatory word, but rather , it is used in an endearing way by the guy who picks her up in his truck while she was walking to the tastee freeze and ends up having casual sex with her several times. Mud cats can be a lot of fun.

"You should have seen this mud cat i picked up last week!"

"Tyler needs to straighten up...he's 30 and still banging mud cats."

by jimmycakes September 29, 2015

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