jimmycakes's definitions

Band-aid bitch

A woman you are dating to help you get over the one you just broke up with.

"Has steve been dating wendy?"
"Yeah but he's still not over carly. Wendy is just his band-aid bitch."

by jimmycakes December 2, 2016

Wind over loaf

When you have a hard stubborn poo inside you that wont come out but you are still farting.

"Wind over loaf farts are the stinkiest."

by jimmycakes July 18, 2016

Tronky

a white honky who is a trump supporter.

look at all these tronkys out here obeying the laws and stuff...wtf?

by jimmycakes October 16, 2017

ape tard

A truly low chakra individual. One who is animal like. Ape tards are all about sex and violence. They have no manners.

"I don't know how these bartenders are putting up with all these ape tards. "
"Ape tards are rude and they do not tip."

by jimmycakes May 21, 2016

nut napkin

A small wad of used kleenex or other tissue paper left on the nightstand after your friend and his girl sleep in your guest bedroom.

You better stop leaving your fucking nut napkins laying on my furniture son....

by jimmycakes May 26, 2016

bitch parade

A group of attractive, available women.

Q: "What do you want to do for your birthday?" A: "I want to get drunk and have a bitch parade at the house."

by jimmycakes November 14, 2015

trog

A scrubby, low income person with a limited worldview, low intelligence, a large sense of self entitlement, and very little ambition. These individuals are further characterized by a passion for monster energy drinks and wearing pajamas during the daytime. Also an acronym for: Total Reliance On Government.

" Damn it, i wish these trogs would stop breeding."

by jimmycakes November 14, 2015