"Wind over loaf farts are the stinkiest."
by jimmycakes March 20, 2016
Q: "What do you want to do for your birthday?" A: "I want to get drunk and have a bitch parade at the house."
by jimmycakes September 29, 2015
by jimmycakes October 16, 2017
A small wad of used kleenex or other tissue paper left on the nightstand after your friend and his girl sleep in your guest bedroom.
by jimmycakes April 28, 2016
"Has steve been dating wendy?"
"Yeah but he's still not over carly. Wendy is just his band-aid bitch."
"Yeah but he's still not over carly. Wendy is just his band-aid bitch."
by jimmycakes December 03, 2016
by jimmycakes March 22, 2016
A scrubby, low income person with a limited worldview, low intelligence, a large sense of self entitlement, and very little ambition. These individuals are further characterized by a passion for monster energy drinks and wearing pajamas during the daytime. Also an acronym for: Total Reliance On Government.
by jimmycakes September 29, 2015