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Definitions by jimmycakes

look at all these tronkys out here obeying the laws and stuff...wtf?
Tronky by jimmycakes October 16, 2017

Band-aid bitch 

A woman you are dating to help you get over the one you just broke up with.
"Has steve been dating wendy?"
"Yeah but he's still not over carly. Wendy is just his band-aid bitch."
Band-aid bitch by jimmycakes December 2, 2016

Wind over loaf 

When you have a hard stubborn poo inside you that wont come out but you are still farting.
"Wind over loaf farts are the stinkiest."
Wind over loaf by jimmycakes July 18, 2016

Troffice 

A facility or room used for the purposes of trimming and processing cannabis.
"Jimmy came home stinking from another long day at the troffice."
Troffice by jimmycakes July 15, 2016

nut napkin 

A small wad of used kleenex or other tissue paper left on the nightstand after your friend and his girl sleep in your guest bedroom.
You better stop leaving your fucking nut napkins laying on my furniture son....
nut napkin by jimmycakes May 26, 2016

ape tard 

A truly low chakra individual. One who is animal like. Ape tards are all about sex and violence. They have no manners.
"I don't know how these bartenders are putting up with all these ape tards. "
"Ape tards are rude and they do not tip."
ape tard by jimmycakes May 21, 2016

bitch parade 

Q: "What do you want to do for your birthday?" A: "I want to get drunk and have a bitch parade at the house."
bitch parade by jimmycakes November 14, 2015