jessica's definitions

math

1)A subject, that in its elementry forms, can be quite useful to the average person, but around Algebra I, becomes pointless to people who aren't planning to enter a field of study focusing around math.
2)A class that many kids find tortous and confusing.
3)A class usually excelled in by: A)gifted peoples (like me lol) B)normal people who work their ass off to try and understand it or C) (this is j/k just laugh, don't hate) Asian kids.

1)People use simple math every time they count change.
2)Algebra I is totally killing my friends' grades.
3)Walk into a common high school math class and I bet you could pick out who will be doing well or not simply either by lack of friends or their features.

by Jessica March 14, 2004

smoker's cough

a cough developed because of smoking

person a-*cough cough cough*
person b- i told you get off that stuff, that's that smoker's cough

by jessica January 27, 2004

portmanteau word

a word arbitrarily formed of two distinct words

chortle, from chuckle and snort; cyclotron, from cycle and electron

by Jessica September 11, 2003

nawmee

cute little midget who is obsessed with the word "cool!" vertically challenged yet doesn't care.

my friend who is at the desk over there

by jessica November 28, 2004

petco

an EVIL PLACE where animals die everyday because the people hired have no idea whatsoever how to take care of animals. has had millions of lawsuits filed against them. petco should go curl up and die somewhere.. the problem is, where else is everyone going to get their pet stuff? (or pets?)

'did you see that thing in the paper about petco?'
'yea. i can't believe they found a bunch of starving guinea pigs and parakeets sitting in their own shit. i'm never going there again!'

by jessica February 23, 2005

Quim

1)Female genitalia
2)Isadora Wing's front license plate on her Mercedes in "Any Woman's Blues" by Erica Jong.

1)Eat my quim!
2)I took Quim out for a spin today,...

by Jessica July 26, 2002

Pretik

omfg how could u NOT KNOW!

sexiest people in the world
ALMOST AS SEXY AS JESSICAS

Your friend PK-GUJU has entered battle.net.

You whisper to your friends: GUJU !! GUJU !! *precedes to spam*

by Jessica November 13, 2003