jessica's definitions

mofu

How "mofo" should be said...as it is supposed to be short-form for mother fucker...and fucker is clearly spelt with a u not an o

Happy birthday mofu!

by Jessica December 16, 2003

ds

dick sucking

she got them ds lips

by jessica February 18, 2004

o

an ounce

i got an o of some dank shit, we're gonna be really fucked up!

by jessica March 7, 2004

bootleg

that of which isn't right, something cheap or lame, that which said by JeBasia Turner and stold by all of her white friends.

"Wow, that's bootleg!"

by jessica March 1, 2005

Birtch

bitch, but badly pronounced

Suzanne you my birtch!

by Jessica February 1, 2005

feminist

A feminist can be a man or a woman and it is the opposite of misogynist. Feminism has nothing to do with hating men (which is ridiculous) or being a lesbian (which is fine). It is accepting yourself and being strong in a male dominated society, supporting equal rights, pro choice, overall being proud to be a woman or supporting women who believe this.

I'm tired of all these deodorized tampons created by male dominated corporations. I don't my cunt to smell like flowers, I want my cunt to smell like fish!

-The Vagina Monologues

by jessica July 4, 2003

thing-a-ma-bob

anything that you do not know the name of.

very useful in the human language.

by jessica March 25, 2004