jessica's definitions

myspaceship

The generalized term for a relationship held almost solely via Myspace. Either one only speaks to this person online, one rarely sees this person or one doesn't even know who this person is.

"I had a myspaceship with her just long enough for her to post a 'You've been hit by the Sexy Truck!' chain-mail comment on my profile."

by Jessica October 7, 2006

Yoyerwack

A lame, rich, white who lives in Inwood and is going to be killed

"Yoyerwack you are a lame, rich white, I'm going to set your car on fire"

by Jessica March 12, 2003

dicklet

a very very small penis.tiny and thin

look at kevin's little dicklet.he could never get a girl off.it's so tiny

by jessica April 28, 2004

penpal

A fan of Jon Peter Lewis.

"I'm a penpal, are you?"

by Jessica September 28, 2004

Birtch

bitch, but badly pronounced

Suzanne you my birtch!

by Jessica February 1, 2005

feminist

A feminist can be a man or a woman and it is the opposite of misogynist. Feminism has nothing to do with hating men (which is ridiculous) or being a lesbian (which is fine). It is accepting yourself and being strong in a male dominated society, supporting equal rights, pro choice, overall being proud to be a woman or supporting women who believe this.

I'm tired of all these deodorized tampons created by male dominated corporations. I don't my cunt to smell like flowers, I want my cunt to smell like fish!

-The Vagina Monologues

by jessica July 4, 2003

blow

a term used for powder;cocaine

i used to be cool with her, but she is on blow now.

by Jessica January 28, 2004