jessica's definitions

UCF

Unbelievably
Crappy
Football

in the 2004 season, the university of central florida's football team did what no one was thought possible..... they lost every single game they played

UCF? wow, you have an unbelievably crappy football team

by jessica January 3, 2005

Björk

Only the best female singer in the world, who is highly underrated.

# 1: Whose your favorite band?

Me: Björk

# 1: What's that?

Me: It's not a what, it's a she. www.bjork.com

by Jessica March 23, 2005

shigs/ and or shiggs

another word for sure
-stoners usually use the word
-its often used when your really excited

wanna go have sex??
oh for shigs

by Jessica August 22, 2003

decrunked

watching faith hill while trying to get crunked

yo nephew christine decrunked the party bitch

by jessica September 18, 2004

Greenday

The fuckin stupidest band in the world. the like to sing some fuckin stupid songs like "American Idiot" or "Boulevard of Broken Dreams".

Me: You gays are fags
Them: "Dont Wanna be an America Idiot"
Me: Dude you guys are american idiots
Them: Oh yea " I wanna be an American Idiot.

by Jessica March 11, 2005

cum landfill

a whore; someone who enjoys being filled with cum. Differs from a cum dumpster in that a cum dumpster refers to any normal woman, not specifically a whore.

Man, that ho is such a cum landfill. I bet it just spills out of her.

by Jessica March 28, 2005

hylogen

A word for vagina.

Jessica loves to play with her very tight hylogen.

by Jessica April 30, 2004