jessica's definitions

myspaceship

The generalized term for a relationship held almost solely via Myspace. Either one only speaks to this person online, one rarely sees this person or one doesn't even know who this person is.

"I had a myspaceship with her just long enough for her to post a 'You've been hit by the Sexy Truck!' chain-mail comment on my profile."

by Jessica October 7, 2006

Yoyerwack

A lame, rich, white who lives in Inwood and is going to be killed

"Yoyerwack you are a lame, rich white, I'm going to set your car on fire"

by Jessica March 12, 2003

talented

1.someone who is sexually attractive
2.someone with a knack for something
3.someone who is good at something, particularly something sexual

1.damn, that boy is talented
2.beyonce is such a talented singer
3.he is very talented with his tounge.

by jessica January 27, 2004

dicklet

a very very small penis.tiny and thin

look at kevin's little dicklet.he could never get a girl off.it's so tiny

by jessica April 28, 2004

penpal

A fan of Jon Peter Lewis.

"I'm a penpal, are you?"

by Jessica September 28, 2004

liver

An organ in your body

My future child's name whom will be totally cool...too cool for school.

Liver eat your liver for it is good for your liver!

by jessica March 28, 2004

Tweeker Status

1. (n.) The condition a person is in when he/she is twacked

2. (v.) An action someone pulls, that relates to something a tweeker would do

1. You are tweeker status right now.

2. What the hell?! You just cleaned your house with a toothbrush?! That's tweeker status!

by Jessica November 23, 2004