jessica's definitions

portmanteau word

a word arbitrarily formed of two distinct words

chortle, from chuckle and snort; cyclotron, from cycle and electron

by Jessica September 11, 2003

Pretik

omfg how could u NOT KNOW!

sexiest people in the world
ALMOST AS SEXY AS JESSICAS

Your friend PK-GUJU has entered battle.net.

You whisper to your friends: GUJU !! GUJU !! *precedes to spam*

by Jessica November 13, 2003

maladroited

Something or someone that has become maladroit, or is becoming maladroit.

Also can be something or someone that has become the victim of a maladroit move/ decision/ etc.

"After watching star trek for 48 hours straight, and running around in circles for an hour, she was maladroited."

"I was maladroited by the idiot in the car next to me."

by Jessica October 29, 2003

Quim

1)Female genitalia
2)Isadora Wing's front license plate on her Mercedes in "Any Woman's Blues" by Erica Jong.

1)Eat my quim!
2)I took Quim out for a spin today,...

by Jessica July 26, 2002

picture whore

Kids on livejournal.com and other such sites that take thousands of pictures of themselves, most of these pictures look nearly exactly the same as the last picture usually. The irony is that 75% of picture whores claim to believe they're ugly.

Having picture whores on your LJ friends list is annoying, especially if they don't use LJ cuts, so you go to your friends page and it takes an hour to load.

by Jessica June 3, 2005

bootleg

that of which isn't right, something cheap or lame, that which said by JeBasia Turner and stold by all of her white friends.

"Wow, that's bootleg!"

by jessica March 1, 2005

Birtch

bitch, but badly pronounced

Suzanne you my birtch!

by Jessica February 1, 2005