jessica's definitions

decrunked

watching faith hill while trying to get crunked

yo nephew christine decrunked the party bitch

by jessica September 18, 2004

thing-a-ma-bob

anything that you do not know the name of.

very useful in the human language.

by jessica March 25, 2004

feminist

A feminist can be a man or a woman and it is the opposite of misogynist. Feminism has nothing to do with hating men (which is ridiculous) or being a lesbian (which is fine). It is accepting yourself and being strong in a male dominated society, supporting equal rights, pro choice, overall being proud to be a woman or supporting women who believe this.

I'm tired of all these deodorized tampons created by male dominated corporations. I don't my cunt to smell like flowers, I want my cunt to smell like fish!

-The Vagina Monologues

by jessica July 4, 2003

Birtch

bitch, but badly pronounced

Suzanne you my birtch!

by Jessica February 1, 2005

Details Magazine

A stupid, racist publication who not only hired Whitney McNally but allowed her to put out the trash article "Gay or Asian?"

Details Magazine should rot on the newsstands.

by Jessica April 9, 2004

ds

dick sucking

she got them ds lips

by jessica February 18, 2004

o

an ounce

i got an o of some dank shit, we're gonna be really fucked up!

by jessica March 7, 2004