Jessica's definitions

feminist

A feminist can be a man or a woman and it is the opposite of misogynist. Feminism has nothing to do with hating men (which is ridiculous) or being a lesbian (which is fine). It is accepting yourself and being strong in a male dominated society, supporting equal rights, pro choice, overall being proud to be a woman or supporting women who believe this.

I'm tired of all these deodorized tampons created by male dominated corporations. I don't my cunt to smell like flowers, I want my cunt to smell like fish!

-The Vagina Monologues

by jessica July 4, 2003

thing-a-ma-bob

anything that you do not know the name of.

very useful in the human language.

by jessica March 25, 2004

carnessary

Noun. A word that is mispronounced due to a type-o, division of word(s) on paper, or word that is just read incorrectly.

For insance, a person misreads a word, one would say, "You just did a carnecary!".

Example #1: pronouncing "determined" as "deetermind"

Example #2: pronouncing "organism" as "orgasm" because it's incorrectly spelt as "orgism"

by Jessica December 10, 2003

UCF

Unbelievably
Crappy
Football

in the 2004 season, the university of central florida's football team did what no one was thought possible..... they lost every single game they played

UCF? wow, you have an unbelievably crappy football team

by jessica January 3, 2005

decrunked

watching faith hill while trying to get crunked

yo nephew christine decrunked the party bitch

by jessica September 18, 2004

shigs/ and or shiggs

another word for sure
-stoners usually use the word
-its often used when your really excited

wanna go have sex??
oh for shigs

by Jessica August 22, 2003

o

an ounce

i got an o of some dank shit, we're gonna be really fucked up!

by jessica March 7, 2004