Jessica's definitions

spoonerism

- the unintentional transportation of sounds or of parts of words in speaking

"half-warmed fish"
for
"half-formed wish"

by Jessica September 11, 2003

carnessary

Noun. When one pronounces a word incorrectly due to a typeo, division of word(s) on separate lines, an accidental combination of more than one word, or a basic mispronounciation.

Example #1: Pronouncing "determined" as "deetermind"

Example #2: Pronouncing "car necessary" as "carnessary" because it was printed "carnecary"

Example #3: Reading "applaud" as "apple aud" because "appl" is on one line and "aud" is on the following line

by Jessica December 11, 2003

Yoyerwack

selfish, pompous, rich white, who only has time for himself and love for his dick

hi im yoyerwack i would rather gamble on horse than see my girl!

by Jessica October 29, 2003

american eagle

a clothing store that many posers who THINK they are preppy shop at. REAL preps ears polo, ralph lauren, lilly, lacoste ect. most teens who shop there desperately want to 'fit in' or be 'cool'

what a bunch of posers!!

by jessica December 23, 2004

mufuka

A nigga who is getting on your last fuckin' nerve.

Mufuka, was ya waitin' for me to turn into a buttafly?

by Jessica December 1, 2003

shmeedle

a cigarette, cancer stick, or cigarillo

straight atascadero, cali slangness

dude hook me up with a shmeedle...that would be hella proper of you nikka

by jessica March 6, 2004

speculator

person who invests in a risky venture, in the hope of making a large profit.

Stop being a speculator, i don't want to buy porn for 10$s.

by Jessica February 26, 2004