17 definitions by jeru411

Smatterchew is redneck for "what is the matter with you".
Billy bob, you eatin cat food again? Smatterchew, go to yer corner of the trailer.
by jeru411 December 25, 2008
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A beercan that is crushed and then used to flip food on the grill. Man spatulas are most commonly seen tailgating at football games.
I was at the Pats game this weekend, and I could taste booze in my burger. It must've been from the man spatula.
by jeru411 December 23, 2008
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The phrase that describes when you are desperately searching for a companion for the cold winter months that can stay in with you and watch movies and have sex.

The opposite of "Spring Cleaning".
On a scale from 1-10, she was only a 7, but considering this is the fall scramble, I had to settle...
by jeru411 August 29, 2008
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