17 definitions by jeru411

B.F.T.D.S.

Short for Big Fat Tub-a-lard Disease Syndrome. It refers to the inescapable condition that many people face when reaching their 20s where they let themselves go and double or even triple in size.

Dude, I just saw Melissa for the first time since high school and she caught a major case of B.F.T.D.S. She weighs like 3 bills now!

by jeru411 May 29, 2013

juggermankles

A she-man with broad shoulders, popeye forearms, and veins sticking out of her 25" ankles... not the ideal body type for a woman.

We have a juggermankles in the office here, I'm thinking of recruiting her for the football team.

by jeru411 August 26, 2008

let the dogs out

To party with no inhibitions; i.e. unleash the beast. The phrase was originally made popular by the worst song of all time, "who let the dogs out?", but now is used mockingly.

Since the world is supposedly going to end tomorrow, I am going to let the dogs out tonight.

by jeru411 May 27, 2011

do the thing

The new proper way of saying "do it".

"Want to go to the mall?" "Yeah, let's do the thing"

"That idling car is just beggin to be stolen, I need to hurry up and do the thing before the owner comes back out"

by jeru411 March 6, 2007

browner pastures

A place less desirable than your current location. The opposite of greener pastures.

I can't believe Fred left this amazing city for browner pastures.

by jeru411 July 10, 2015

I'll be dat

I am down with your suggestions homey.

Would I like to partake in a game of checkers? I'll be dat...

by jeru411 October 19, 2003

Cinco de Marcho

A play off the holiday "Cinco de Mayo", but is pretty much just an excuse to drink on the 5th day of every March. And after all, any excuse to drink is a good one.

Bob: "What are you going to do for Cinco de Marcho?"

Tony: "Same thing as you, go to the bar and get blacked out drunk!"

by jeru411 March 3, 2010