jeffersonson's definitions

Poop

what most people eat in America, especially more so in California than any other state in the United States

let's order some poop for dinner today, ha ha ha.

by jeffersonson December 8, 2020

cleaningness

same thing as cleanliness; cleaned; something which is back to originality or untouched

To ensure cleaningness, can you make sure to apply extra soap detergent on the sponge when you wash the dishes? We wouldn't want to upset the customers. Thank you!

by jeffersonson June 29, 2019

to the day hell freezes over

another way of saying no to a person on something by exaggeration with it

"Rita, when are you going to give me a kiss?" asked Beta. Rita responds with "to the day hell freezes overwhile walking out the door of the room" leaving Beta depressed.

by jeffersonson October 17, 2019

Titone

An person who is addicted to sucking on cow tits to satisfy their sexual needs

People want Joe to show up to the party because he is a titone

by jeffersonson February 22, 2018

music stalker

music which has the same effect of gang stalking or stalking in general

The music you heard somewhere else with the same theme to harasses you is considered music stalking, the person who does it is called music stalker

by jeffersonson October 14, 2019

propertyship

Propertyship- the original author of a work, this includes a portrait, play script, intellectual principals and theories, inventions, the list goes on

"In order to obtain full propertyship of your invention, you will need to bring some kind of evidence to the court in order for the judge to believe you in this case of yours," said the crook to Mr. Minimum Obvious,

by jeffersonson July 1, 2019

Wet typist

A person who is fast at typing with their hands; a fast typer

A person who moves forward

"Have you seen Susan's reports, I sent you a copy of them via email. She had them all done and aready and on my desk before lunch. She must be a wet typist or something"

by jeffersonson April 26, 2019