jeff's definitions

in the pants

1. a random expression used to answer "where"
2.a question to ask when somebody says something u dont care about

1. Fredrick: Where the hell did leave the iron??
Billy: In the pants
2. Martha: I can't beleive i lost my goldfish...
George: In the pants?

by Jeff November 10, 2004

Suck at life

1. (adj.) To be naturally unlucky. To suffer constant misfortune.

2. (v.) To make a decision which seems to be innocent, but actually leads to undesired consequences and often catastrophic misfortune.

adj: Bobby, who sucks at life, tripped and landed on the rusty, AIDS infected syringe.

v: Brian sucked at life when he made the decision to invest all of his money in Enron right before the huge scandal.

by Jeff October 26, 2004

The Kinks

1 awesome sound + 2 cool brothers = kinks 4-ever

I'll bust a cap in anyone who messes with Ray Davies.

by Jeff January 18, 2004

ignospeach

Speaking or voicing an opinion about something you know nothing about.

See also ingoramous or bullshit artist.

When you are asked if an electric motor is and induction motor you say "yes it's all ball bearings".

by Jeff February 16, 2005

fade

a right hook to the jaw.to catch a fade is to get socked in the face.

That bitch K Douv was talking shit so he caught my fade.

by jeff March 20, 2005

teh 1337 sauce

Meaning the coolest or the best.

"this pizza is teh 1337 sauce"

by Jeff April 9, 2005

blacktop

The road. The street.
Street racers use this word for coolness.

Lets do this thing, 2 large on the blacktop Yite!!!

by Jeff July 22, 2003