jeff's definitions

mulecup

When one cups his hand, farts in his cupped hand and hold it to the mouth and nostril of a buddy, much like a mule's feading bag.

After sex, I gave my lesbian girlfriend a mulecup and kicked her ass out of my bed.

by jeff April 1, 2005

weert

When someone goes to Chucke Cheese and wins tickets and buys a toy for his/her dog.

When she got weert she fell over and died.

by jeff May 13, 2005

puntu

marijuana.(used as a secret code to be able to talk about marijuana in public)

you got any puntu on you?

by jeff May 13, 2005

Ninja Rocks

Small shards or pieces of ceramic spark plug insulator (the white part). When thrown at glass, they break it very quietly. They are used mostly for car burglaries in which the burglar wants to remain unheard.

Dan hit the driver's window with ninja rocks, then Joe ran up on the guy hit him in the nose after opening the door.

by Jeff June 17, 2006

Native American ball-juice

Any pseudo-spiritual product that can be successfully marketed to New Age white America such as dream-catchers, power crystals, vortex-mapping and any number of placebo-effect herbs and medications.

-A reference to an early South Park episode that featured Cheech and Chong posing as Native Americans in order to sell alternative medications to the townfolk.

At one point in the episode, a customer proclaims "My balls hurt when I watch VH-1!"

Cheech then answers, "Here, try this Native American ball-juice."

by Jeff September 2, 2006

obecalp

An actual medical prescription written by doctors for psychosomatic symptoms. The pill is merely a sugar or salt tablet and is intended to spark a placebo-effect. In fact, the word is "placebo" spelled backwards.

Since medical tests found nothing wrong with the patient, the doctor resorted to prescribing a high dosage of obecalp and hoped that a placebo effect would relieve the pain.

by Jeff September 2, 2006

the goods

Anything good, pussy, penis, boobies, weed, drugs, anything secretive.

When I called up my bitch for a booty call she gave me the goods like there was no tomorrow.

by Jeff December 30, 2004