jeff's definitions

danya

A middle-aged teenager who enjoys long ballet sessions on the mid-ocean breeze. One day danya will asplode!!!@#!@# ONO.

danya eats corn chips ALL DAY LONG.

by jeff April 9, 2005

horse fucker

somebody who engages in sexual intercoarse with a horse

you are a horse fucker

by jeff July 18, 2003

nirvana

The true meaning of a "Grunge" band

When comparing grunge music, Nirvana is always the first band to come to mind

by Jeff December 6, 2002

barney

london slang for trouble; barney-> barney rubble-> trouble

I'm in barney with my girlfriend after sleeping with her sister again.

by Jeff October 29, 2004

vagitronic

originating from the german "tipronic" this is an "manually shifted" automatic transmission for pussies that can't drive stick.

"So did your girlfriend get the 5 speed?"
"No, she got that assy vagitronic"

by Jeff October 29, 2004

GM

Any of a line of engineering abortions produced for the last hundred years or so. Similar to a medieval torture device, but without the quality. Any automobile belonging to the fecal genus.

My GM is such a steaming pile of feces, I can't bring my self to spend $10 on a car wash.
or
How unusual, there is a GM that still runs.

by Jeff March 12, 2004

fat boy

Someone who just eats constantly everyday and never excersises or does shit about it

Brian, Milton, and Andy are fat boys but PABLO IS ONE FAT BITCH!!!

by Jeff June 28, 2004