jb's definitions

Siskel & Ebert

Two thumbs up!

My buddy's wife asked me if I would Siskel & Ebert her asshole.........fo' shizzel!

by JB October 2, 2003

lucio fulci

The so-called Italian "Godfather of Gore". Directed classics such as "The Beyond", "Zombie", "Don't Torture a Duckling" and "The New York Ripper".

His films are usually extremely violent and gory.

Born June 17, 1927 in Rome Italy. Originally a medical student. Continued to direct up until his death in 1996, of a diabetes-related illness.

Fulci's most well known work is 1979's "Zombie". An in-name-only sequel to George A. Romero's "Dawn of the Dead".

by JB January 19, 2004

saved by the bell

Elite 80's show.

I watched saved by the bell yesterday. Yesterday was 1989. I swear.

by jB August 24, 2003

Arrested Development

Only the best show EVER to hit TV!
A new cult classic, like Seinfeld and Office Space

Did you see Jason Bateman in Arrested Development last night? He was arguing with GOB so much!

by jb April 27, 2004

PINK NOODLE

When you jack off so hard that your vas deferons shoot out of the tip of your dick.

It was embarassing showing up in the emergency room with a pink noodle.

by jb June 19, 2006

it burns, my eye!

best worst band in the world. 'nuff said.

"yo, i heard KC is making a video for it burns, my eye. sweet-ass, IBME rocks the casbah."

by jb April 16, 2005

Velcro Gloves

Similar to the "sheep shagging" Velcro Glove useage, however this one is for gay men who like their men with lots of back hair (bears). Helps in hanging on, see Pillow Biter.

Here I come you big hairy man you! I've got on my Velcro Gloves

by jb October 26, 2004