3 definitions by jazequah
The inescapable cosmic principle that brings balance (read: disappointment) to life when things are going just a little TOO well for you.
I got a 98% on the math test I didn't study for, but The Universal Law of Balance made sure that I got a flat tire on the way home from school today. Fuck you, ULoB!
by jazequah March 1, 2011
During those moments when you and a bud are thinking the same thing at the same time, kind of like a Vulcan mind meld, and the two of you yell out "Psychic!" simultaneously.
Friend A: How was your day? (thinks to herself, damn I'm hungry, I could go for a pizza).
Friend B: It was good, I'm famished though, I think I'll get a pizza delivered.
Friend A: Psychic!!!
Friend B: It was good, I'm famished though, I think I'll get a pizza delivered.
Friend A: Psychic!!!
by jazequah February 25, 2011
Label given to someone that craves attention to such an extent that they will do anything to receive it, yet everything they do to get said attention is boring/uninteresting to the point of tears.
Why does Gail always tell that lame story about going camping with her girl scout troop when we hit up a big frat party? Such an Attention Bore, I swear!
by jazequah March 1, 2011