stranger wank

masturbation. But you sit on your hands first until they are numb and then it feels like someone else is doing it for you.

members of bowling for soup are always "Going for the stranger"

by jamfsob August 12, 2003

Spladgem

Vaginal juices, also known as fanny spladgem. Slightly onomatopaeic as if the woman is wet enough,spladgem is reminiscent of the noise when you enter

Sarah was sat on my lap with no knickers on and when she got up, I was left with Fanny Spladgem all down my leg

by jamfsob August 12, 2003

necropaedofelch

see paedonecrofelch

I used to be a necropaedofelcher, until some rotten little ass split on me

by jamfsob August 06, 2003

wishbone

a gorgeous looking female that you desperately would love to give a good seeing to despite the fact that she is blatantly 14

"Hey Mike, Check out that babe!"
"Leaveit out Ben, she's a wishbone!"

by jamfsob August 12, 2003

gaffa tape and paper bag job

a woman who has a really gorgeous body but who has a dodgy voice and a minging face so the only way you can bring yourself to fuck her is if you stick gaffa tape (duct tape) over her mouth and a paper bag on her head

scary spice

by jamfsob August 06, 2003

blood bullet

a tampon

I need some blood bullets, my knickers are absolutely soaked!

by jamfsob August 13, 2003

surfing the crimson tide

menstruating also known as on the blob, having the painters in,

As Carol was surfing the crimson tide, she thought that wearing white trousers, roller skating and jumping out of aeroplanes like in the Bodyform commercials was probably NOT actually a good idea

by jamfsob August 12, 2003