jamfsob's definitions

wishbone

a gorgeous looking female that you desperately would love to give a good seeing to despite the fact that she is blatantly 14

"Hey Mike, Check out that babe!"
"Leaveit out Ben, she's a wishbone!"

by jamfsob August 12, 2003

necropaedofelch

see paedonecrofelch

I used to be a necropaedofelcher, until some rotten little ass split on me

by jamfsob August 6, 2003

stranger wank

masturbation. But you sit on your hands first until they are numb and then it feels like someone else is doing it for you.

members of bowling for soup are always "Going for the stranger"

by jamfsob August 12, 2003

blood bullet

a tampon

I need some blood bullets, my knickers are absolutely soaked!

by jamfsob August 13, 2003

surfing the crimson tide

menstruating also known as on the blob, having the painters in,

As Carol was surfing the crimson tide, she thought that wearing white trousers, roller skating and jumping out of aeroplanes like in the Bodyform commercials was probably NOT actually a good idea

by jamfsob August 12, 2003

spam purse

vagina, also known as vag, slit, gash, lovegash, hole, fuck socket etc

Walking down the street you're the centre of my universe.
You've got the world in your pocket, my manhood locked in your (spam)purse

by jamfsob August 12, 2003

danger wank

masturbating, but in such a way that you are very likely to get caught.
Increasing the thrill by trying to finish cranking one off before you are caught

Geoff, fancying a danger wank, stood in his mum's bathroom,leaving the door open, grasped his throbbing member and shouted "Mum!"

by jamfsob August 12, 2003