necropaedofelch

see paedonecrofelch

I used to be a necropaedofelcher, until some rotten little ass split on me

by jamfsob August 06, 2003

gammy axe wound

vagina while menstruating

The boss was being a tosser, so as Jill was surfing the crimson tide, she pulled her blood bullet out of her Gammy Axe Wound and dipped it in his tea when he wasn't looking

by jamfsob August 12, 2003

blood bullet

a tampon

I need some blood bullets, my knickers are absolutely soaked!

by jamfsob August 13, 2003

spam purse

vagina, also known as vag, slit, gash, lovegash, hole, fuck socket etc

Walking down the street you're the centre of my universe.
You've got the world in your pocket, my manhood locked in your (spam)purse

by jamfsob August 12, 2003

wishbone

a gorgeous looking female that you desperately would love to give a good seeing to despite the fact that she is blatantly 14

"Hey Mike, Check out that babe!"
"Leaveit out Ben, she's a wishbone!"

by jamfsob August 12, 2003

Up the Gary

to do someone "up the Gary" is to have anal sex with them.
cockney Rhyming slang Gary Glitter rhymes with shitter

My girlfriend won't let me do her up the Gary. what a selfish bitch

by jamfsob August 12, 2003

stranger wank

masturbation. But you sit on your hands first until they are numb and then it feels like someone else is doing it for you.

members of bowling for soup are always "Going for the stranger"

by jamfsob August 12, 2003