j's definitions

potato show

A potato show is when you put your balls on your buddy's face when he's passed out at a party.

Dude look at Steve, go give him a potato show

by J March 1, 2005

skinhead

One with a shaved head, tight jeans, boots, and who cannot fight on his own. They usually go around in large groups beating up younger kids or people in smaller numbers.

The word skinhead is almost an oxy-moron. When you see one, there are usually ten more standing behind you.

by J January 23, 2004

scroggins

Sarah Scroggins was this fucking troll that lived in the woods near my russian village. She had this dumpy hat that was like a crumpled coffee bag or something and she used to eat my family's cats.

fuck, scroggins got in the cat pen again!!

by J January 11, 2005

scizzle

the deal. the scoop.

what's the scizzle, my nizzle.

by j August 22, 2003

automatron

A tool that can be used to automate almost anything, from brown sugar to a mars probe.

Perl is my automatron.

by J May 4, 2003

Motherfucker

fucking your own mother

democrat

by j August 6, 2003

shizzwet

the sweat that builds up between the bottom of your nutsaq and your anus when your holding in a shit. Caused by over exertion of the sphincter muscle.

Man I gotta get to a bathroom or this shizzwet is gonna start dripping down my leg!

by J January 10, 2004