j's definitions

Life

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death! What's that, a bonus?!? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. The you go live in an old age home. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little boy(girl), you go back, you spend your last 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, then you finish off as an orgasm!!

Uff... Now that's what life should be!!

by j August 13, 2004

SpearShaker

Some One Who shakes the spear or pulls the pork, wacks the wang, Jerks The Gerkin(usally used to make fun of gay people)

Fred is a spearshaker he shakes Bills spear all night

by J December 9, 2003

LANkrypt0

A long time internet resident who claims to be the Lord of the Armadillo Nation.

I just adore LANkrypt0.

by J December 10, 2003

packy

A place to purchase alcoholic; Used frequently by Massachusetts people and especially college students. Also known as package store, wacky packy, Phipps and Liquor Store

I want to get shitfaced so i need to make a trip to the packy to get some beer

by J April 8, 2003

defensive cockblock

Act of interfering with someone who is kicking it to your piece.

Jim was all over my woman, so I had to defensive cockblock all night.

by j May 13, 2005

pointless

something that not worth doing because nothing worth it will come from it

life is an example of pointless since what comes from it in the end?

by j July 24, 2004

crossroads

A term for heaven.

RIP Eazy 'n Uncle Charles, see you at Tha Crossroads.

by J March 29, 2003