j's definitions

Windows

A high paid barbaric and cold-blooded way to turn your computer into a Relic.

I just donated my windows installed wrecked computer to the local museum

by j March 14, 2005

Brass

said 'braass' as opposed to 'brarse'

When something is of terrible quality

"Yo blad dem creps are brass blad, allow dem Hi-Tech creps blad"

by J December 6, 2006

Artur

The Head guy!

Yo Bruce, ask the head guy to eat that cheeseburger

by J November 18, 2003

FTS

"Fuck That Shit" When you cant say Fuck that Shit...like in public.

When nothings going right, and your in a public place where cussing is not cool...just say FTS

by j April 24, 2004

rapper

1. Someone with no talent who goes to jail a lot and shoots people.

2. Someone who only talks about anal sex, shooting people, and how much money they have.

That fucking rapper got arrested again!

Every time I turn on the radio, this annoying rapper comes on!

Some stupid rapper got arrested.

by J November 4, 2004

piss in my cornflakes

A big let down; disappointment; An urban version of "Rain on my parade"

A favorite saying growing up in Michigan

Damn, I was about to bang this bitch and her parents had to come home and piss in my cornflakes!

by J April 27, 2004

Mistress

1. noun; In B/D and S/M, the woman who is dominant.
2. noun; Proper title of dominant woman in B/D and S/M relationship.

1. I am a dominant Mistress who is looking for a submissive slave to play with.
2. My name is Mistress Tiffany.

by J June 4, 2003