Skip to main content

j's definitions

diesel

Bodybuilder parlance. Extreme un-natural muscularity usu. result of steroid use.
actor Vincent Vincent-Vin Diesel
by J January 21, 2004
mugGet the dieselmug.

terrorise

the act of completely and utterly raping sumone of their self respect. the recipient of the terrorising is left to felt like he has his trousers down and is taking repeated ass rapings from Lex Steele and Britains entire naval fleet
i terrorised you in a fashion

Look at you, you took a fuckin terrorisin
by J May 4, 2005
mugGet the terrorisemug.

skinhead

One with a shaved head, tight jeans, boots, and who cannot fight on his own. They usually go around in large groups beating up younger kids or people in smaller numbers.
The word skinhead is almost an oxy-moron. When you see one, there are usually ten more standing behind you.
by J January 23, 2004
mugGet the skinheadmug.

automatron

A tool that can be used to automate almost anything, from brown sugar to a mars probe.
Perl is my automatron.
by J May 4, 2003
mugGet the automatronmug.

Motherfucker

by j August 6, 2003
mugGet the Motherfuckermug.

Life

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death! What's that, a bonus?!? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. The you go live in an old age home. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little boy(girl), you go back, you spend your last 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, then you finish off as an orgasm!!
Uff... Now that's what life should be!!
by j August 13, 2004
mugGet the Lifemug.

shebang

a post-operative transexual prostitute
how much for the shebang with the blond hair?
by J October 17, 2003
mugGet the shebangmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email