j's definitions

Artur

The Head guy!

Yo Bruce, ask the head guy to eat that cheeseburger

by J November 18, 2003

Even Steven

When two guys double team a girl, and their dinkies touch.

Kasey and Mike even-steven'd your mom last night.

by J July 17, 2003

prom

where the food is nasty and the dj plays the hokie-pokie song.

this prom is wack as hell.

by J April 21, 2004

twecky

fucked up...or one that is fucked up

Me: Man she has a twecky face.
Friend: That's just tweck dude.

by J January 25, 2004

kaillera

an online tool used for alot of emulators, is very well made and can be a lot of fun whoopin your mates online at some classic games.

Jason: I so rule,
Scott: no, you dont
Jason: YOU WANNA BRAWL WIT ME?!
Scott: MORTAL KOMBAT!
*at the end of the fight*
Jason: as I said, I so rule

by J April 6, 2004

Skyline

The car with the most street credability of anything. Also, when modified, can pack over 1350bhp.

Widely accepted throughout the world to be possibly the best car ever, accept in america where the corvette wins on patriotic grounds.

The most up to date version is the
GTR R-35 Concept. Sweet looks and improved handling make it almost ultimate even before modifying. They have to change the front badge though.

That skyline in 2 fast 2 furios was shit! They should try getting more than a measly 750bhp outta that engine.

by J January 8, 2005

smurfin

while a chick is givin you blows you pull ur dick out of her mouth an slap/punch her in da face an then put your dick back in her mouth an make her carry on sucking

i smurfed that bitch in a fashion

by J May 4, 2005