19 definitions by izcool
A popular TV "news" program that lasts the whole morning long (it seems like), and tries to wake me up in the morning because of all of the people screaming from Rockefeller Plaza (Center?). I personally can take only about an hour of it to catch up on the headlines, and I change the channel to Jerry Springer when that finally comes on.
I'll bet you $20.00 that Al Roker (the weather man) from the Today Show will say "And in your neck of the woods" at one point in time, of each show, when he talks about the weather.
by izcool February 9, 2008
The newest way of fast food places (especially McDonald's) to try to get you to buy food that you don't want or need. When you get to the drive-thru ordering spot (with the menu and all), they "greet" you with "Hi, would you like to try a nice Cappuccino today?". Of course, you think this is a person that is ready to take your order. Instead, when you're in the middle of saying your order, you get "Welcome to McDonald's, can I take your order?", or "Sorry - can you repeat that?". This is just like going inside and when you reach the counter, the person says that crap to you, and walks away. I find it ridiculous.
Me: *Drives up to the drive-thru*
Speaker: "Hi, would you like to try a nice Cappuccino today?"
Me: Yeah, hi, can I get your #9 3-Piece meal?
Actual Person: Sorry, can you repeat that?
Me: *Hot steam coming from ears* Yeah, can I get your #9 3-Piece meal?
Actual Person: Please drive up.
Me: *Wonders how much cash to pull out* How much is it?
Actual Person: Uh....$6.16.
Me: *Wonders why I'm not greeted nicely, not told the cost of how much I need to pay, or why I never even got thanked for placing my order and doing business with them*
Seriously, this pre ordering crap sucks.
Speaker: "Hi, would you like to try a nice Cappuccino today?"
Me: Yeah, hi, can I get your #9 3-Piece meal?
Actual Person: Sorry, can you repeat that?
Me: *Hot steam coming from ears* Yeah, can I get your #9 3-Piece meal?
Actual Person: Please drive up.
Me: *Wonders how much cash to pull out* How much is it?
Actual Person: Uh....$6.16.
Me: *Wonders why I'm not greeted nicely, not told the cost of how much I need to pay, or why I never even got thanked for placing my order and doing business with them*
Seriously, this pre ordering crap sucks.
by izcool August 22, 2009
I took a bottle of allspice and sprinkled some of it on that girl's rack. Now she has a spice rack. :)
by izcool June 7, 2009
Unlike most of the entries here on Urban Dictionary, the true definition of what it is...A car wash is the place where people bring their cars in and get washed from all of the dirt that acclimates on it since they last had it washed. With the situation today with the "Conflict" in Iraq and the Economy being the way it is, a car wash is more of a luxury than it is as a necessity. It is also the place where I work on Saturdays and Sundays in the city. A carwash either has one, two, or all three types of carwashes - a U-Do-It (self-serve) car wash (where you wash the car yourself), a Touchless Automatic (where you sit in the car and heavy concentrated chemicals are applied to the outside of your car without any use of friction, or brushes), and a Full-Service car wash (which normally includes inside and outside detailing, with the usage of friction to get the car clean). It is common for most carwashes to use waxes on cars too, to give it that extra little shine that would take less time than to apply it by hand. It is also a place where a lot of confusion can come into play - like how some customers don't know how to work the change machine, or even know that Dollar Coins are legal U.S. currency. Weather is always on the negative side of the carwashing industry, as a rainy day can close up a carwash, since no one will want to get their car washed in the rain.
I like and dislike my carwash job, as the pay is decent, but it is a place where I face a lot of idiots who don't know how that the people detailing your car need to make a living, and that a $1.00 tip is nice, since they make minimum wage and can't go anywhere with that money alone.
by izcool September 26, 2006
There's several ways to define an accident:
1. You, the day or night that you were conceived. Usually happens when there's a broken condom involved when your mom and/or dad did not want a child.
2. Your face. In this world you either fall into the beautiful people category, the butterface category, or the fugly category if you're ugly all around. If you have a butterface or if you're fugly, people may say that your face was an accident when God created it.
3. The time when you run your car into someone else's by mistake or intentionally.
1. You, the day or night that you were conceived. Usually happens when there's a broken condom involved when your mom and/or dad did not want a child.
2. Your face. In this world you either fall into the beautiful people category, the butterface category, or the fugly category if you're ugly all around. If you have a butterface or if you're fugly, people may say that your face was an accident when God created it.
3. The time when you run your car into someone else's by mistake or intentionally.
Scenario #1:
Woman: Oh yeah baby!
Man: Aaaarrgghhhh!!! Oh fuck, the condom broke!
Woman: *sweating* We're fucked now.
Man: What can I say...it was an accident.
Scenario #2:
Guy: What happened to your face? It looks like an accident. Did someone beat you with an ugly stick?
You: *sigh*
Scenario #3:
You: *smashes into some brand new expensive car* Oh fuck.
Guy: What the fuck, man?
You: It was an accident!
Woman: Oh yeah baby!
Man: Aaaarrgghhhh!!! Oh fuck, the condom broke!
Woman: *sweating* We're fucked now.
Man: What can I say...it was an accident.
Scenario #2:
Guy: What happened to your face? It looks like an accident. Did someone beat you with an ugly stick?
You: *sigh*
Scenario #3:
You: *smashes into some brand new expensive car* Oh fuck.
Guy: What the fuck, man?
You: It was an accident!
by izcool September 11, 2009
A combination of McDonald's and Monopoly all rolled into one word - McDopoly. Typically, McDonald's has the Monopoly game promotion every year, usually around October.
by izcool October 14, 2010
It looks like that someone had been messing around and was shopping that picture to get some better popularity online.
by izcool December 11, 2006