4 definitions by insomniac888

asl

Something a newbie will say when meeting people online for the first time. Commonly associated with pedophiles and child serial killers who use hacksaws and occasionaly paper cut their victims to death.

morongirl22: Hey, asl?
insomniac: err fym
morongirl22: Oooh what does that mean?
insomniac: fuck your mother

by insomniac888 October 4, 2006

omgx0rz

Usually used when someone gets extreme lag and is killed, or just downright ownage has ocurred. Sometimes used when on a chat service when someone is surprised.

- insomniac killed lolxorz22 with a flash nade to the face
lolxorz22: omgx0rz, u r 2 kl
insomniac: yeah, whatever

darth vader: i am your father
luke: omgx0rz!!1!11

by insomniac888 November 12, 2006

pwnt

A sudden, decisive and somewhat catastrophic ownage. the word originates from pwnage which roots from ownage. A synonym would be ownt and can be used in the same context.

killerking is blown out of cover by insomniac's grenade, then mercilessly sniped in the head.

insomniac: pwnt

killerking disconnected

by insomniac888 October 30, 2006

/fail

Commonly used in forums, chatrooms, and online games. Used to symbolise that whatever the previous or quoted person said had just completely failed, being a fail in grammar, or life. The / before the fail is derived from HTML language in which ending a function defined by a /. The / also emphasises how the person in question failed and should not continue to post moronic things on 'teh interwebs' as their father taught them, but to ask to have their passport and material possessions confiscated and have themselves shipped off to a third world country.

Forum Newbie: omgliek this 1 ti3m i just did this most 31337 ting w a sheep an i fink i l0st my virginity liek i think ths must be gd f0r my life liek i n33d to visit mi mo7her/sist3r in teh jailz and tel her?! omgwtfbbq

Forum Vet: ahem. /fail

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by insomniac888 September 16, 2007