7 definitions by ilikeeatingbrains
A place to promote yourself, converse on a text-based digital medium, do whatever you want really. If there isn't a subreddit for it, you can make one. Take everything with a grain of salt as trolls are always in arm's reach. The user post popularity system is ranked by upvotes and downvotes, with new content quickly pushing out older content. Risky click, but worth a shot.
by ilikeeatingbrains November 3, 2013
A mixed drink made of champagne, a citrus fruit juice and a hint of dick cheese. Traditionally served inside the tip of an overgrown foreskin.
We were all out of orange juice and champagne, so I had to prepare the phimosas with one part Tang and two parts vinegar. Dangerously cheesy!
by ilikeeatingbrains April 8, 2021
When someone keeps going after swallowing all of the cock, and throws the balls in as well. Named for those movies featuring King of the Dickheads, Tom Cruise.
Wow, I bet Katie Holmes must have a huge cock. I wonder if Tom has ever given her the mission impossible?
by ilikeeatingbrains October 1, 2014
A person (male or female) that attempts and succeeds in deepthroating erect penises on a regular basis. The difference between a gag queen and a drag queen lies in the fact a drag queen dresses up, and does not necessarily put penises in their mouth.
Jenny passed her time on the dorm swallowing cock juicedown her esophagus, and the students called her the resident gag queen.
Jason didn't realize people would look down on him, when he stuffed three dicks in one orifice.Fortunately his complaints were muffled.
Jason didn't realize people would look down on him, when he stuffed three dicks in one orifice.Fortunately his complaints were muffled.
by ilikeeatingbrains September 27, 2008
A weiner, real or figurative, with frilly wrinkles resembling the stitching on a frankenpussy or japanese origami cunt. Think limp dick but a footlong limp dick so it is even limper by the transitive property.
I went to the convenience store for some hard sausage but all they had were frankenfurters that looked like they'd taste worse than a sasquatch's asshole.
45 is a frankenfurter if I ever saw one.
45 is a frankenfurter if I ever saw one.
by ilikeeatingbrains August 18, 2017
You: Shit Man!
Freind: Yo what's up?
You: I think a crack goblin just ran across the street
Freind: Shit M<an! I see it too!
Freind: Yo what's up?
You: I think a crack goblin just ran across the street
Freind: Shit M<an! I see it too!
by ilikeeatingbrains June 15, 2006
Han Solo cut open a Luke warm Taunton to save a certain Jedi from hypothermia. Good thing he didn't get cold feet.
by ilikeeatingbrains March 21, 2013