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high

if you and your crush are over 21, both of you can go to a party, you can drink and get high and you can tell your crush how much you like her/him! this is the best strategy to admit to your crush and you already know what "high" means you doink!
she was so high in the sky, she thought that dogs bodies were boxes and cats bodies spheres
by igotitallHANDLED June 8, 2022
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Madeleine McCann

A girl who was playing hide and seek with her friends at 7pm or 8pm and decided to play it with her dad and mum too when they got home. She has currently won hide and seek and is confirmed to NEVER have been found. They are still playing hide and seek with the little girl who is still hiding
Madeleine McCann can be hidden forever. She has been hiding for an estimated 15 years. Go try find her but she will never come out
by igotitallHANDLED May 1, 2022
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Noob

Noobs are an annoying species that humans can develop into and lack capability of about anything except being bad. They won't admit their mistakes and call other people either hackers or noobs. They are so dumb they insult their own species.

It is generally advised to stay away from them
Noobs are most common on the internet and are not really found in real life. You should not talk to one if you encounter one and only report them for their toxic behaviour and not because you hate them. Some of them are actually nice and others are just bloodsucking leeches who are trying to ruin the game until no one wants to play it anymore.

If a person has bad grammar but are nice and will fix their mistakes, those are newbies. Newbies are less picked on because they are willing to fix everything they can and will put all their effort into trying to become better meanwhile noobs won't do anything to even make themselves look or seem decent. They can be funny and you can make memes about them.

Noobs are either a kid or a fat person who sits on the computer all day long and know that even though they are going down in popularity, status, decency, and common sense, they are willing to infect others with their disease that was invented by the new arising species of noobs. If you expose them and their pranks on your group they will start judging you and insult everything around them.
Noob language: h1 gys toay we wi11 punch eatother into the fce unil we h4ve no m0re t33th LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
by igotitallHANDLED June 24, 2022
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urban dictionary

wikipedia + idiots + perverts + kpop fans + POV people + MORE PERVERTS = urban dictionary
"Wow i can't wait to go buy aqua"
"you can't buy it. it is a color"
"but urban dictionary defined it as a sexual substance"
"EW THOSE STUPID PERVERTS"
by igotitallHANDLED June 8, 2022
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Death

something that sets you free from this world whenever you want
Hydra was so sick of this world she was waiting for death
by igotitallHANDLED May 1, 2022
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The Last Door

a door that caused all these characters to cease from existence

Jason Mendoza, 1989 - 2020
Tahani Al-Jamil, 1991 - 2020
Eleanor Shellstrop, 1982 - 2020
Chidi Anagonye, 1983 - 2020
Eleanor Shellstrop: the time has finally come to enter The Last Door

99 years before

Chidi Anagonye: im gonna miss you Eleanor

99 years before

Jason Mendoza: Farewell. JAGUARS FOREVER

99 years before

Tahani Al-Jamil: Toodles my dear friends. May i never forget you all.
by igotitallHANDLED May 31, 2022
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Celebrity Crush

a person so pretty/handsome that she/he will literally torment your soul especially if its a celebrity crush. Crushes are just a thing made with a good smile, and other attractive traits. These crushes are usually just something that we will hate because we can't be with them just like it CRUSHES your soul but at the same time you would like to be with them. usually a young girl will crush on a celebrity boy or a young boy will crush on Ariana Grande

Celebrity crush (Girl)
Girl celebrity crushes are not common. I will explain why in the next part.

Celebrity crush (Boy)
These celebrity crushes like Seo Tai-ji or Jungkook are amazing. They are more common because there are more boys in the world so more girls will like them.
"Did you listen to Mariah Carey's new album?" "Did you like Ariana Grande's new song?" "Don't crush on Greta Thunberg"
"I loved Seo Tai ji's songs." "Jungkook has good albums" "Justin bieber is so dam annoying"
Celebrity Crushes are SO PAINFUL especially when you know that your parents won't want you to see your dream because the only thing you can do about a celebrity crush is DREAM
by igotitallHANDLED June 8, 2022
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