7 definitions by iMacThere4iAm
Hated by English students worldwide.
He is supposed to be the greatest playwright to have ever lived in spite of being in dire need of a spell check.
WARNING: Shakespeare may be safe or even beneficial when consumed in homeopathic quantities, but can cause permanent brain damage in larger doses.
He is supposed to be the greatest playwright to have ever lived in spite of being in dire need of a spell check.
WARNING: Shakespeare may be safe or even beneficial when consumed in homeopathic quantities, but can cause permanent brain damage in larger doses.
by iMacThere4iAm October 23, 2006
An explosion may be defined as a loud noise accompanied by the sudden going-away of things from the places they were before.
Explosions are so shexy!
by iMacThere4iAm August 9, 2006
Sex Before Breakfast
Being so horny when you wake up that you can't wait till after breakfast to get your groove on.
Usually precedes an exceptionally good day.
Being so horny when you wake up that you can't wait till after breakfast to get your groove on.
Usually precedes an exceptionally good day.
by iMacThere4iAm April 21, 2007
by iMacThere4iAm May 1, 2007
The revision game is played by students in the days before a major exam, in which everyone lies about the amount of revision they have done, typically claiming to have "not opened a book".
It may be a form of psychological warfare, designed to put others off their guard by appearing to be less competitive than one really is.
An alternative theory is that the revision game is a more co-operative phenomenon, where everyone lies about how much revision they have done to boost the confidence of their peers, and their peers do the same in return.
For whatever reason, all students are compelled to play the revision game, despite a mutual understanding that it is all just a bluff.
It may be a form of psychological warfare, designed to put others off their guard by appearing to be less competitive than one really is.
An alternative theory is that the revision game is a more co-operative phenomenon, where everyone lies about how much revision they have done to boost the confidence of their peers, and their peers do the same in return.
For whatever reason, all students are compelled to play the revision game, despite a mutual understanding that it is all just a bluff.
Matt claims he's not started revising for the exam tomorrow, but I know he's just playing the revision game.
Of course I told him that I haven't opened a book either, but he won't be fooled.
Of course I told him that I haven't opened a book either, but he won't be fooled.
by iMacThere4iAm January 21, 2010
A device which doesn't work properly, presumably because it was assembled on a Friday afternoon when the fitter was tired and dreaming of the weekend.
My new stereo sucks, I don't know they're all like this, or maybe I just got the Friday afternoon model.
by iMacThere4iAm May 23, 2010
July 17 - the date shown on the iCal icon all year round. When it finally comes around, Apple geeks around the world celebrate by wearing clothes adorned with the iCal icon.
Jim: Hey Bob, happy iCal day! I made this glowing iCal T-shirt specially for the occasion!
Bob: That's nothing, I have an iCal thong on right now.
Jim: Wow, what a brilliant way to honour His Steveness!
Bob: That's nothing, I have an iCal thong on right now.
Jim: Wow, what a brilliant way to honour His Steveness!
by iMacThere4iAm July 17, 2008