5 definitions by iKaite
An erection that comes completely out of nowhere and results in women panicing, buying surgical masks, and hiding their children. Also causes people to run from the room once symptoms persist. Treatment includes laying in bed feeling sorry for yourself and social isolation. There is no vaccination for Swine Flu Boner and symptoms can often re-occur.
by iKaite July 15, 2009
1. A period of self-pleasure, masturbation, or sexual practice involving ones hand that lasts over the Christmas period. Usually performed by men who hate christmas, and their wives.
2. Shaking your curled fist at a motorist, swearing, and questioning their sexual preference, over the Christmas period. Can also be told to Police Officers.
2. Shaking your curled fist at a motorist, swearing, and questioning their sexual preference, over the Christmas period. Can also be told to Police Officers.
1. 'After the christmas fistivities, my arm is four times bigger.'
2. 'But Officer, I was just giving him the Christmas Fistivities.'
2. 'But Officer, I was just giving him the Christmas Fistivities.'
by iKaite July 14, 2009
A popped cherry can be defined as losing ones virginity. This can only be applied to females. It is defined as a 'popped cherry' due to most virginal females bleeding after first time sexual practice.
It is often seen as a derogatary term, due to its association with an unimpressive fruit. Often associated with promiscuous young men.
It is often seen as a derogatary term, due to its association with an unimpressive fruit. Often associated with promiscuous young men.
'I popped my cherry over the weekend.'
'I had my cherry popped over the weekend.'
'She has a popped cherry and thats why she's bleeding.'
'I had my cherry popped over the weekend.'
'She has a popped cherry and thats why she's bleeding.'
by iKaite July 15, 2009
The act of defecating in a newspaper, lighting it, and throwing it onto your neighbours lawn in the hope that he will stamp on it to put it out.
'That cunt next door is doing my head in, so I lobbed him a Pyro Pastie and watched as he stamped on it in his slippers'
by iKaite July 14, 2009